ejaction distraction

An imaginary object used to distract the man during sex in order to delay ejaculation for however long he wants. Demands concentration and practice.

Henry: So did you get laid last night?
Arnold: Yeah... I came too fast.
Henry: Did you employ an ejaction distraction?
Arnold: No...

by idiot_bag December 30, 2007

weapons of mass destruction

nuclear weapons, sporks, SARS, and, of course, computers.

"They have computers and OTHER weapons of mass destruction!!!" ~Janet Reno

by schiffypop September 3, 2003

mutually assured destruction

Where people kill each other at the same time in 1st person shooters. Very annoying.

FUCKING BIATCH JUST MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTIOn!

by MoFo November 23, 2003

Weapons of mass destruction

A grave and imminent threat to the security of our nation. And we thought the vampire unicorns were bad...

This example includes the words "weapons of mass destruction".

by Voidsoul August 24, 2008

mutually assured destruction

The term for two people, both post curry, who fart at once.

I heard that! And i've just let one drop as well. Bring the Mutually Assured Destruction!!

by kymcleod October 12, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

Big ass boom

Bigger boom than when ya homie's house blew up

by Bizarre May 13, 2004

distrubing

A quality that olzen has.

Olzen is distrubing. Please make him stop.

by Hamscratch McRugged. June 17, 2003