discord staff

a morbidly obese pedophile that gets butthurt over 4 lines of text and images.

Discord staff will ban anyone who uses a bot command or posts an image in #general.

by random definer person January 25, 2021

Discord Kitten

Someone who will get free nitro from a discord mod

"Can I get nitro pls uwu" - Discord Kitten

"Yes of course my kitten" - Old man

by Idontwanttoexist December 27, 2021

Discord Nitro

Something that I'll never have.

Discord Nitro is a good deal that I wish mods were real.

by Wicked Uncle Ernie April 24, 2022

doorman discretion

That immense amount of power conferred upon one without commensurate knowledge, experience, or understanding, such that, in effect, the village idiot ends up holding the keys to the U.S. nuclear arsenal, or worse, won't let you into your own office building so you can finish working on that one document that will define the rest of your career and is due tomorrow morning.

I apologize for not filing that brief brief with the supreme court on time, but I was the victim of doorman discretion.

by Mongo23 June 1, 2006

Babbages discord server

A dead discord server that has an incredibly low active member/message count.
Was very active during tik tok cult wars, died after.

The babbages discord server used to be big, but now it is dead

by myleswithuhy January 19, 2021

proud owner of the anitwitter discord

When you have sunk to the lowest point of existence

Mamidre: I am a proud owner of the anitwitter discord

by FormerOwnerOfautism October 30, 2017

principia discordia

the sound of one hand clapping. All hail Discordia! All hail the goddess

I am the eggman. I am the eggman. I am the Walrus! coo coo ga joob.

by mephisto June 2, 2003