Derection

Something so horrific or strange that is causes an erect Penis to go flaccid.

being thrown up on ruined my night and caused a massive derection

by Trianglesoflove January 2, 2017

Derection

The opposite of an erection. When you see/hear something so disgusting that your penis instantly becomes soft.

Man 1: I just saw Lindsey Lohan file a lawsuit against GTA V and I got a derection

by TheReckoning7 May 26, 2018

Directors Wife Syndrome

A phenomenon where a seniors person in a company (or wife) changes workload and priority across a business based on a random individual request.

See also HiPPO and JFDI

Originated Friday February 5, 1999. UK Release of Disney Pixar "A Bug's Life".
Woolworths UK had sold out of Flick Action Figure in local store where a directors wife was shopping. Entire company spent the day reporting on all Bug's Life merchandise across the company based on this one product in one store not being available for a directors wife to buy.

Drop everything, we need to prioritise this directors wife syndrome request.

by Wooly Memories October 1, 2021

disrection

A dysfunctional erection that comes from someone who has retardation in the cranium.

That person has a disrection.

by Mr.Disrection October 19, 2023

D&Drection

n. - a boner inspired by something in the fantasy genre

"Is it wrong that Emma Watson gives me a raging D&Drection in the last Harry Potter movie?"

by Tyr Flammel October 25, 2011

One direction

GOD BEST THING IN THE WORLD; a British boy band

One direction, Sexy, British, hot, pretty, perfect, great, Supercalafragilisticexpialidouchious, god

by My name is Mrs.Styles December 13, 2012

Directioner

Some one who really like or loves one direction the English British band formed in the x factor from Simon. Like belibers for Justin Bieber.

Person one: Who is you favorite band.

Person two: I will give you a hint I am a directioner.

Person one: One Direction.

Person two: Yes.

by MrRyanz November 18, 2012