discombobulated

That moment when your mama wack upside the head and for a quick second you have no clue whats going on cause your mama gave you temporary brain damage and was arrested for child abuse and now you are lost in the world. You are confused, lost, and have no idea whats going on. That is discombobulated.

I was very discombobulated after my mama beat and left me for a hippy barista.

by qwertyutopia April 13, 2020

Diplomacy

Commonly interpreted as a term that correlates with international relations, diplomacy is actually a collaboration between the Californian DJ Diplo and the American chain department store Macy’s.

This includes integration of Diplo merchandise into Macy’s stores, increased sale by Macy’s of stereo and sound equipment, and use of the “Diplo” theme in the annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Have you heard about the Diplomacy sale??

by The regster December 22, 2019

discombobulated

1. when you are so shook that you just don’t know what to say

2. a word people named Caitlyn can’t say

Friend - “You look like a deformed lemur”
You - “I’m so discombobulated”

by A💸 May 21, 2020

Dincompoop

A term for calling someone a dick and a nincompoop at the same time.

Hannah, stop being such a dincompoop!
Why is Hannah such a dincompoop?!

by Finley318 June 18, 2020

Discombobulated

Fucked Up.
Very Annoying

1.Eww you see that annoying girl over there.
2.Yeah what's her name Sophie?
1.She is so discombobulated.

by Joshystar12 November 9, 2020

discombobupanddownonmyknobulated

The confusion that arises while receiving oral sex.

I couldn't answer the phone, being all discombobupanddownonmyknobulated.

by Nottooknown November 19, 2020

dipometer

A made-up scale to measure how flavorful an edible dipping sauce is.

Man this dip is so good, I'd give it pure heavenly on the dipometer scale

by Muino February 16, 2021