deuce bombin

to take a fat poop.

Person 1: "What are you doing"
Person 2: "I'm on the john deuce bombin"
Person 1: "Thats Chill"

by xBLOONKILLAx December 28, 2007

Deuce Deuce Mafia

A group of friends, usually guys, who always announce when they need to shit.

(Chuck)Yo, Jesse, where you goin'?

(Jesse) Deuce Deuce Mafia, DAWG!!

by Bobbblett July 17, 2006

deuce bag

A tennis player who is losing at first, but then catches up and ties, often angering the player who was once in the lead.

Player 1: "Hmmm... looks like we're tied!"

Player 2: "You're such a deuce bag."

by conman69 June 10, 2008

deuce or deuced

slang used in law enforcement. a cop word meaning to be drunk. as in the standard answer given by drunk drivers as to how many beers they have consumed: (2) translated into cop talk (deuce).

I'm possitive the driver is deuce. or
This guy is deuced, take him to jail.

by Chris Evans (police officer) January 18, 2004

Deuce Princess

An arrogant, feminine girl who's post-terrier is a fucking log factory of such immense proportions that it is capable of clogging toilets. Scientists believe such a supernatural shitting phenomenon comes from pent up bitch power being unreleased in immense portions of fecal matter.

Angela: Goodbye, Devin.
Devin: Goodbye...
(Angela closes door)
Devin: ...Deuce Princess.

by Jethro J. Jerkins June 9, 2004

deuce deuce

having anal sex with a female weighing 200+ pounds ....then pulling out and defecating in her gaping asshole.

n: "i want to perform the deuce deuce on that 200+ pound chick over there!"
v: "i'm gonna deuce deuce you, my voluptuous 200+ pound vixen."
adj: "look at that 200+ pound chick! she's totally deuce deuceable!"

by Deuceaholic May 25, 2008

deuce it up

Gotta take a shit or got to poop

She should have deuce it up before I ATMed her.

by Ajpatta May 3, 2008