decish

the shortened from of decision, often used in da hood.

Hey guys, we need to get our black asses off of the block, let's make a decish now to post our assholes up on the corner.

by Bee Moo April 22, 2008

decisions

what you aren't good at.

"Have you made a choice?"
"I'm going to follow my dream as an exotic dancer."
"Decisions."

by thoumother.com November 24, 2018

edwin decastro

really gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay

gay guy: hey edwin arent you gay
edwin: fo-sho
gay guy: lets go out
edwin: okayyyyyyy

by yyh January 12, 2005

optical delusion

Misreading a word, phrase, sentence or headline, often to humorous or shocking effect.

The headline read 'Intel back on track', but for a split second, I thought it said 'Intel back on crack'.

by beandog February 9, 2005

Delusional

Thinking you are something you’re not.

Liam: Hey guys, I’ve decided to come out as Hank Hill-Kin.

Max: Kin as in. . . You think you are literally Hank Hill?

Liam: Yep.

Max: Wow okay, that’s. . . Uh. . . Really delusional.

by punkass June 8, 2018

delusional bitch syndrome

A dumb bitch(usually a girl) who never has any idea what is going on.

Tati has delusional bitch syndrome (and misses wide open layups)

by Loki yoki September 29, 2019

delusional optimistic

A person who is optimistic about everything beyond logic and reason. The optimism level of this person surpasses reason and is a way to see everything as glass full.

Man his girlfriend left him for a rich guy, but he still thinks he gonna get her back. He's a proper delusional optimistic

by Manavtbitw January 19, 2021