Dane Cook

Made a hilarious and classic comedy album named Harmful If Swallowed and a terrific Comedy Central Presents. He then released a CD called Retaliation with twice the CDs and half the comedy. Promised fans a cool bonus for pre-ordering this CD from Comedy Central's website. The bonus: a cheap aluminum dog-tag necklace. At about this time became a self-promoting ego-maniac who can't shut up about how many MySpace friends he has and how many comedy records he's broken.

Man, remember how cool the old Dane Cook was? Yeah, let's hope he joins us here on earth again someday.

by ComFan September 7, 2007

Dabney

A female stoner that smokes so many Dabs, she basically smokes her self retarded. The female stoner is so high she can't move, talk or function on any level. She is more of a stoner than anyone of the guys in the room.

Bro, we were having a dab session and dabney over there got so stoned she couldn't stand up.

by Funny Leo November 1, 2017

Dane

The person you see on the street and say, he sounds crazy because he is usually in middle school, blonde hair, usually white hes still a savage gangster G he gets all the girls and likes playing hockey.

#420 #Gang #Dane

by d_pedersen907 May 6, 2018

dane

1. a person of denmark
2. a wicked cool kid from canada
3. someone who thinks kalie rocks
4. a shitty name for a child

dane is not a dane, but his parents named him that way anywho

by dan-yae-kay May 22, 2006

Dane Cook

Talented, intelligent, creative, funny, and a hard working human being. Now known as one of the "greats" of comedy, he continues to push himself to be successful in other alley ways of life. From comedy, to acting, to singing, to guitar playing, to broadway his talents are endless. He's living his dream and haters can't stand it.

Human #1: "What made you write this story?"

Human #2: "I have an infinite fuse of inspiration and imagination when Dane Cook is apart of the creation."

Human #2: "Wow, that's deep."

Human #1: "I know, I can't help it."

by Unicornically Speaking February 22, 2011

daneyshalie

A beautiful girl who is sweet and caring but will ruin your life if you mess with her friends, she is thick and smart even though she doesn’t think so. She is the best friend anyone could ever ask for because she’s really supportive and she’ll always be there for you. She doesn’t like when people talk trash behind her back so it’s best to say it to her face or don’t say it at all, but overall she’s nice and she’ll treat you like you treat her :)

Daneyshalie is the best

by Tenom05 July 10, 2018

daneysa

Is a great intelligent person is mostly gay but has a few straight strings is outgoing has a lot of thickness and is a very pretty young lady is a mom at 15.

“Daneysa can you get the mail”

by Nessa_netkze June 18, 2019