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dump tickets

1. Toilet paper: More specifically, the fast-food napkins kept in the glovebox of a vehicle to be used for emergencies in lieu of toilet paper.
today at lunch, christian stocked up on a nice stack of dump tickets for the truck, among other supplies while raiding the fixins bar.
dump tickets by muffler November 9, 2008

dump truck booty 

A trending metaphorical term to describe a specific type of large "booty". Dumptruck refers to a booty that typically exceeds the measurement of 40".

Best served with skinny jeans, leggings and yoga pants.
"Damn! She didn't just have a bubble butt, she had a dumptruck!"

“That girl shay always gets cat-called while walking the streets of NYC, because of that dump truck booty.”
dump truck booty by Anonymousbroski September 2, 2020

Ghost Dump 

The pleasantly surprising experience of not having to wipe after taking a dump.
"That feel when you go to wipe and are relieved in realizing it was a ghost dump, the task at hand has already been performed by an unseen and unknown force."
Ghost Dump by TedStroke June 13, 2013

top deck dump

Pooping in the cistern (toliet tank).
The bathroom stinks to high heaven because some total fartknocker (a true buttweed) took a top deck dump!!!
top deck dump by Telephony January 5, 2011

Big Dump 

The act of taking a crap.
There is nothing more satisfying that taking a big dump with a good book to read too
Big Dump by Rancid randy February 25, 2004

Dumpster Piss

The foul-smelling liquid found in the bottom of a dumpster and sloshing around the bottom or a garbage truck while compacting.
Guy 1: Look at that garbage truck emptying the dumpster, and all that dumpster piss pouring out all over the place.

Guy 2: Yeah, that's nasty, kind of a greenish brown color, and smells like crap.

Guy 1: Sure does smell horrid.

Guy 2: And now its leaking out of the back of the truck all over the road and the car behind it. Poor car; that smell will never go away.