doober

a word elementry children use to make fun of each other. It is a mix between dork and goober

James is the biggest doober in our grade.

by ok_gal2007 March 8, 2007

Doover

word used to describe someone who is a retard or used when someone says something stupid
(same as duffut)

Big P looks like a fucking doover with his sweats and polo

I smacked that girl in the face with my doover

by Captain Doover November 19, 2007

Doper

Throughout history, the "Indominable Spirit of Man" has harnessed many epic, great things. Electricity, the Wheel, firearms, and numerous others too easily mentionable. One thing that man has harnessed that negates itself and diminishes the creativity and genius of man is Marijuana. More specifically, one who feels the need to escape from their everyday life or society at large is commonly referred to as a "pothead" or "weedhead". Pathetic in nature, having a lack of real social skills, and influence are common reasons why people feel they need to smoke dope, or weed. A "doper" is a person in society that cannot function on their own, and needs a crutch to escape their anxiety or pressure with something. Many times relying on the good nature of an increasingly tolerant society, dopers escape their pathetic lives for a few hours of being hungry, lazy and non-motivated because in truth they are too afraid to confront their problem head on and solve whatever it may be, or they are simply too weak to actually do anything helpful about their "problem" that they may have to escape from. Dopers are usually found on street corners, trying to sell or pander to other easily influenced dopers or problem cases to gain profit for their next "fix". A day is not a day unless a doper ravages their senses with the pungent stink of marijuana, and often times beyond the slums and ghettoes of America, dopers can be found in redneck bars, rap concerts, welfare lines, low income housing, and Sublime cover band concerts in local dive bars. Because more and more prisons are full, more dopers are allowed out on the streets so that they may take advantage of the generosity of others and infest high schools with their lazy attitudes and non-existent work ethics. Dopers are an unnecessary part of society that prides itself on conversing slowly, sitting still on couches, and in general, not really bothering to do anything besides strum guitars and surf.

Dopers are an unnecessary part of society.

Dopers should be thrown in jail.

by Johnny Hates NOVA April 20, 2006

dooder

Poop. Feces. Excrement. Yes, it's yet another word for good ol' number two. Noun or verb. It goes both ways.

Plural: dooders. More than one dooder.

Dude, I totally have to dooder! I shouldn't have had Taco Bell for lunch.

Aw, look at that cute puppy making dooders in the park!

by marilynmonrobot April 20, 2011

doozered

adj. Origin linked to the word fraggled and similarly suggestive of characters from the television show "Fraggle Rock".

1. To be very severely affected by intoxicants, especially substances that yield THC.
2. A state of confusion more advanced than that suggested by being fraggled

This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. Holy wanking Christ, I'm doozered.

by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005

Dooberry splash

When a man milks a woman's titties (dooberries), gathers the milky substance in a mug, ejaculates in the mug, then throws the concoction at a woman's face. If preferable, add a few other fruits to sweeten the mixture.

Yo dude, I saw this gnarly hobgobblin who was looking for some spunk. I offered a few bucks and gave her a good old-fashioned Dooberry Splash. I put cayenne pepper in the mug--she won't be able to see for weeks!

by spunkmasterflex69 June 23, 2016

Dooger booger

Someone who is a fatty and is a freak

My brother is a Dooger booger.
What a Dooger booger.

by This guy Cully s October 27, 2018