When you are trying to abstain from smoking weed but you Jones for a bong hit and so to fill that need to hold a loaded bong in one hand and looking at it longingly while you suck a dogs dick.
"Dude, I've got a pee test coming up so I've switched to taking Dong rips."
Did you hear about Kevin? Dude's been doing too many dong rips the ASPCA is bringing up charges.
Did you hear about Kevin? Dude's been doing too many dong rips the ASPCA is bringing up charges.
by $100 bill September 30, 2019
Get the Dong Ripmug. "have you seen Jerry's Dong nub?"
"Samantha had her Dong nub removed for a more stylish alternative"
"Samantha had her Dong nub removed for a more stylish alternative"
by Hairy Scrote Man January 3, 2019
Get the Dong nubmug. by szyzy February 16, 2023
Get the Walking Dongmug. Can happen accidentally during ferocious docking or by intent. Dong pool is when you power thrust your dick into your male partners nut sack effectively knocking one ball into the other ball and causing the latter ball to launch back into your partners butthole.
Hint:
Try this move in an all male foursome in lieu of the classic pool game “eight ball”. However the goal is still the same. Knock a pair of balls into someone’s butthole with your dick!
Hint:
Try this move in an all male foursome in lieu of the classic pool game “eight ball”. However the goal is still the same. Knock a pair of balls into someone’s butthole with your dick!
“Hey babe, I’m going to go play some dong pool with the bros after the Luke Bryan concert. Don’t wait up!”
by Sven’s D May 27, 2019
Get the Dong Poolmug. by Master Tube Steak January 25, 2013
Get the Dong Slopmug. by ZentonicleYT.com February 11, 2020
Get the Doodle Dongmug. by Jayla the dong sower January 23, 2020
Get the dong sowmug.