Don’t push your luck

1. Do not ask for anything more.

2. Do not ask for too much.

Don’t push your luck just because I took your case. You still owe me.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 29, 2005

Don't cap on the name

The sentence that changed everything. From the moment of it's existence it has warped space and time and is the only sentence currently available that can automatically make anyone laugh. The exact origins of the sentence have not been noted but some say the words were first spoken by a "discord packer".

George: "Shutcho bitchass up Ascend you braindead moron with no life. Go to fucking school for once instead of spending your time skipping school to scream at little kids on the popular social media platform made for gamers, Discord.com"
As "world's best discord packer" cend: "Aye bruh Don't cap on the name bruh dont even talk to me like that I'll slap the shit outchu on god yo granma on a scooter at 3 am doing donuts on a Walmart parking lot."

by TheNwordOfficial August 17, 2021

Sideshow Don

A famous Ex President, who needs constant attention and provides strange entertainment value for the people. Possibly related to Sideshow Bob.

It might be fake news but I hear Sideshow Don will be announcing his reelection candidacy in the near future.

by NJLIB November 11, 2022

I don't want to say this, but

A preamble, often used, which precedes something that the speaker cannot resist the urge to say (for a variety of reasons including loose mouth).
It is also either or both of the following:
Extremely critical of the person being spoken to, Revealing the true nature of the person speaking.

"I don't want to say this, but you're a heartless bastard who is too eager to get into fights"

by verbusaccidentibus February 6, 2010

to-don't list

First coined by The Monarch in the wildly popular Venture Brothers cartoon, this is a figurative sarcastic list which has events and tasks that are totally lame and simply unwanted.

-Hey little Johnny, can you do me a favor and clean the gutters sometime today?

-Ya, I'll just put it on my to-don't list.

-Oh don't be such a little shit. I'll give you some Fig Newtons afterward!

-Again. Fuck you, mom.

by Barnaby J. August 9, 2008

Don

The don, the best, the shit, the fuckin daddy, etc. The only one who runs shit.

Brandon, you're the fucking don.

by TheBossDon July 12, 2011

i don't give a single fuck

Stronger meaning of "I don't give a fuck."

A: Your ex-girlfriend slept with another guy in Class.
B: I don't give a single fuck! (well, you actually do)

by Fornicras November 25, 2013