Johnny Depp is the greatest actor of our time, but of course we already know this. What annoys me is people think he's some sort of newbie actor who's only come on the scene since POTC!! i know, i sometimes feel like grabbing their pathetic little notebooks with "i heart johnny depp" plastered all over it and whacking them on the head! yes, i am annoyed THAT much!!!!!!
He's been around forever and many of us have grown up watching him and his looks arent what got him famous no he can actually (*shock*) ACT!!! Uh huh, i am telling the truth. now all you little obsessives go change out of your pirate costume and find someone more deserving of your clinginess. Let me think....Orlando Bloom perhaps.
He's been around forever and many of us have grown up watching him and his looks arent what got him famous no he can actually (*shock*) ACT!!! Uh huh, i am telling the truth. now all you little obsessives go change out of your pirate costume and find someone more deserving of your clinginess. Let me think....Orlando Bloom perhaps.
Obsessive clueless "fan": oh my gawd i like love johnny depp in POTC he's like super H-O-T-T!!!
Normal fan: yeah, but did you see him in Fear&Loathing?
Obsessive clueless "fan":(*long...long ..long pause*).............oh my gawd i like love johnny depp in POTC he's like super H-O-T-T!!!
Normal fan: now, were did i put my long sharp pointy knife, its around here somewhere....
Normal fan: yeah, but did you see him in Fear&Loathing?
Obsessive clueless "fan":(*long...long ..long pause*).............oh my gawd i like love johnny depp in POTC he's like super H-O-T-T!!!
Normal fan: now, were did i put my long sharp pointy knife, its around here somewhere....
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A talented, amazing man.
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Has more talent in his little finger than most people have in their entire body. You could probably smell it.
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Incredibly creative.
Humble and down to earth.
Appreciated by men and women alike.
Has more talent in his little finger than most people have in their entire body. You could probably smell it.
Not overrated.
Is praised the amount that he deserves.
Oozes sex appeal.
Aided by the way he handles/plays a guitar.
One of the most beautiful men on the face of the earth.
See also definition 6: of God
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I want to lick Johnny Depp's face.
I want a go on Johnny Depp.
*"johnny depp, you're hip
i'd like to bite your lower lip
and scrunch your edward scissor hair
Johnny bear"
*lyrics - johnny depp by Amy anne band
I want a go on Johnny Depp.
*"johnny depp, you're hip
i'd like to bite your lower lip
and scrunch your edward scissor hair
Johnny bear"
*lyrics - johnny depp by Amy anne band
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His shoulders on the ground and his naked backside pressed against the marine-themed wallpaper, the Direct Deposit left him with a face full of his own man-seed.
by Sir Michael McEwan April 30, 2008
Get the Direct Deposit mug.Johnny has been my favorite actor ever since i was a little girl.I agree that he has most teenage girls that are just horny over him and he deserves so much more.Well im 16 and yes hes hott but hes my idol.I want to be just like him annnnd still have good looks when im 40.He has struck the world with his charm, looks, acting, and his wonderful since of fashion.The older he gets the more brilliant he gets.So fucking brilliant!Kepp rocking Johnny!
by Brianna January 31, 2004
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by Kat M. February 2, 2004
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"I awoke from surgery and there was a Dempsey standing above me eating a child while watching porn on a nearby television. I called Lassie to see if my heroic dog would save me, but this Dempsey ended up having sex with her. My life sucks ugh."
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