by gee noo bE fordz December 2, 2022
Get the deleemoss mug.The fake infectious disease used to describe a U.S Military spouse or significant other that has slowly relied more on their partner for support. Symptoms include quitting their job, abusing their spouse’s rank, and an increased frequency of pregnancy and birth. Typically the disease develops stronger as time in the relationship goes on. While there is no cure, some members report a higher intelligence and common sense can keep symptoms down long enough for the member to retire or get out of the military.
Enlisted Military Sergeant: Hey lieutenant why doesn’t your girlfriend ever come to our parties anymore? Are you big leaguing us or something?
Lieutenant: Oh she has a bad case of dependacitis, she used my rank to try to get a discount at Subway. So she’s staying home to try to recover.
Lieutenant: Oh she has a bad case of dependacitis, she used my rank to try to get a discount at Subway. So she’s staying home to try to recover.
by DietWokeZero December 31, 2022
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by shriggington diggaville hahaha December 31, 2022
Get the dapeebs mug.think realistically, if you were telepathic, but still broke, genuinely having the potential to get a job in the field of telepathy, because you’re for one, telepathic. for two, unusual. for three, in the mud. for four?.. new. how would you feel? this is the deepest darkest mud, and the most dangerous mud. to the environment around the mud, and you (actually inside the mud). don’t get in the deepest darkest mud.
Human-1: dude, we’re in seem deep mud.
Human-2: dude we are. i’m probably in the Deepest Darkest Mud.
Human-1: i empathize with that.
Human-2: thats impossible, what? - in mind-
( can you hear my thoughts )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -
( yeah bro.. why are you listening to country . music in there ? )
Human-2: - in mind -
( uhh this is embarrassing bro leave )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -
( whatever, you definitely . bitch made )
Human-2: dude we are. i’m probably in the Deepest Darkest Mud.
Human-1: i empathize with that.
Human-2: thats impossible, what? - in mind-
( can you hear my thoughts )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -
( yeah bro.. why are you listening to country . music in there ? )
Human-2: - in mind -
( uhh this is embarrassing bro leave )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -
( whatever, you definitely . bitch made )
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