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Carpool Daughter

When you are carpooling with someone, and one of you gets pregnant with a girl
I think I made a carpool daughter on my way to work.
by Caleb Omar December 11, 2024
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bad daughter

Being the bad daughter means you have to have a clean room, get food grades, be happy, keep friends, eat, deal with everyone which means every little thing makes you mas but you have to keep a smile on your face even if it's fake because at the end of the day no one cares.
by I'm tired. February 19, 2025
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Labor daugh

when your john pappy slips you a sticky paper with dirt and you smoke it on labor day and walk around dressed as a break dancing naked pigeon while also being very suspicious of the line of brown midgets following you that you have no idea where they came from even though really you have just been shitting a dotted line on the ground as you walked around because the evaporated tree baby was almost definitely laced with laxatives.
Sum guy: "Liggin cats, I mean what the fuck are you doing break dancing and shitting at the same time dude? I didn't even know that was possible"

the person in question: "AUUUUGHGGHHH DUUUDEE I HAD PAPER AND I THINK ITS LABOR DAUGH AND I DONT LIKE NIGGERS!"
by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025
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Transgender Daughter

Transgender Daughter

A beautiful young woman with a violet aura and is always a miracle wrapped in a genuineness as warm ans comforting as the blanket the nurse wraps her in before handing her to you the first time she's ever held in this world. And you see a future where this miracle of a dream, that medical science said you we would never be able to experience. But a transgender daughter is so resilient, and so strong that her light had to shine, and as you hold her and she shows her character and joy of life by not crying as a baby does but instead grabs your finger and looks at you and starts to coo and blow bubbles. You see an entire lifetime, from that first sonar image of a little "peanut", and everyday grows more beautiful, more amazing, more your everything, you hear her say goodnight as you have once again just finished reading her favorite book about a little red caboose, and you see a lifetime of love and finally that moment before she drifts off to sleep and you ask that nightly question, "what do you always remember?" She instantly smiles cause she knows that the answer really truly means that you love her more than anything.
My Transgender Daughter was born a cis boy but has become the world's most beautiful woman.
by stupid_is_me369 April 15, 2025
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Your daughter

You aren't doing it for your daughter you're doing it TO someone else's daughter. I'm not changing anything until I am made whole. NOTHING. Not a Goddamn thing.
Hym "Fuck your daughter, she's a slit, and you fucking someone else's daughter is what has delude you into thinking you have a say in any of this."
by Hym Iam September 6, 2025
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Baker's Daughter's Dozen

I picked up those cookies from my coworker last night and got a baker's daughter's dozen.
by Brophytastic November 22, 2016
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Sergent's daughter

Used in the french military (airforce) and maybe other branches/countries to define a girl that is hot, classy, smart but mostly... is a sergent's daughter (meaning her dad probably wants you dead).
SERGENT'S DAUGHTER ON CAMP!!!!!

>> All airmens proceed to switch to their A dress.
by NoAFrenchAirman September 15, 2019
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