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Daytona Beach

A town composed of 64,000 people on the northeastern coast of Florida.

If you come here, expect to find: high crime rates, white trashy people on motorcycles, and prostitutes on every corner. Not to mention the fact that there's nothing to do at all. Don't forget to check out some of the lamest clubs in the state. If you think Spring Break when you think of Daytona, you're wrong. That was in the 90's. Now it's Miami, Cancun, Bahamas, etc. Oh and don't be here during Biketober Fest, Bike Week, or the Daytona 500.. unless you like to be around thousands of hicks that can barely speak the English language.

All of that aside, the weather is pretty sweet, and the waves are nice. But there's not much else to say about shitty ol' Daytona.
Dude 1: Yooo I'm going to Daytona Beach next weekend!
Dude 2: That sucks.
by Jack Graves 5285 November 8, 2009
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University of Dayton

The best fucking school in the nation. Ground floor of Marycrest is the best. Everyone who doesn't to Dayton is jealous of the people that do. The Ghetoo and the Darkside are amazing and weekends start on Thursday. We pregame harder than you party! It's the 7th happiest campus in the nation, be jealous! UD is the best!
by UDlover October 23, 2008
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daytons

Spoked wire wheels, the best of which are made in Dayton, Ohio
I went round town, slammin' with my daytons.
by Starfish1 June 6, 2005
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Dayton Surprise

When you stay in a hotel room with two beds and you defile one bed then make it up, then sleep in the other. The hotel staff never changes the unmade bed so check first! Surprise!
The service in that hotel was so bad I was expecting to find a Dayton Surprise to top it off.
by Chet Cocksworth January 19, 2008
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dayton

A city in southwestern Ohio with a metropolitan population of around 1.0 million. Dayton is nicknamed the "Gem City" and is also the birthplace of aviation. Dayton is the home of the Wright Brothers, the University of Dayton, Wright State University, the Dayton Bombers, the Dayton Dragons, the Dayton Fangs, The Gem City Rollergirls, Wright Patterson Airforce Base, The United States Air Force Museum, the Dayton Air Show, NCR, Electric Street Buses, the Dayton Art Museum, the Oregon District, and Malfunction Junction (RT4 - I75). Also known for the wild college parties down in the Ghetto and the Darkside, both of which are located on the campus of the University of Dayton. A very nice city to live in if you avoid the bad parts.
John: Hey where you going this weekend?
Larry: I'm heading down to Dayton, Ohio.
John: Fricken sweet, hit up the Ghetto for me!
by fatalfury April 4, 2006
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damaging the dolton

to damage one's dolton is to have violent diarrhoea.
apparently 3 or 4 of the australian cricket team were up damaging the dolton last night, after eating a dodgy vindaloo earlier in the evening
by 12thMan November 11, 2007
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daytona beach

A city in which people get psyched to go to if they have to move there, but after they get aquainted, they realize the city is the epitome of lame ass shit hole town with assholes, crackheads and hookers waiting on every street.
"Yeah man I'm movin' to DAYTONA!!"
"I'm sorry."


"What do you want to do tonight?"
-10 minutes later-
"I dunno, it's Daytona, there is NOTHING to do.."
by Ley. July 4, 2005
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