Curb Cooter

A disease ridden snatch attached to a dirty looking woman, mainly a prostitute but may be a commoner whom does not take good care of their snatch. You may also contract curb cooter from receiving dirty dick.

damn bro i was in lancaster, ohio and this curb cooter was tryin to get on my dick. Get off me you curb cooter havin ho im not tryin to have my dick fall off...damn...

by snatchalicious & florida August 5, 2011

cooter tag

A form of tag played by girls. A person is "it" when someone punches them in the crotchal area (cooter). Amusing. Painful for males to partake in activity.

Ambellina Crow: *punches Shmer Bob in cooter*
Shmer Bob: aahh!!!
(5 minutes later)
*punches Ashleigh in cooter*
This is an example of cooter tag.

by Bobalicious April 17, 2006

coot points

An alotted amount of "points" given to a person for specific sexual acts. Much like props, or more formally, kudos.

"Dude, I just fucked this girl, scored me thirty coot points."
"That's tight, but I racked up 100 points in one night."

by Don Drake June 12, 2006

cooter pouch

The vagina, usually means that you have a saggy cameltoe and its pretty fuckin nasty.

Your mom has a raunchy ass cooter pouch man.

by JMIZZO June 20, 2007

cooter dooter

A crusty or dirty substance on or around a womans cooter or vagina or vagile region.

Damn girl you got some cooter dooter.

by Kevin Kessler May 1, 2008

cooter plow

(noun) a Southern (US) medical slang term for the gynecological tool properly known as a speculum

Earl: Hey, doc? whut tha heyull kinda clamp is this?
Doc: Put thet down, Earl - ets a cooter plow
Lula Mae: Well, Doc, I sure hope you warmed up thet cooter plow this time.

by kingprout January 18, 2007

cooter

(noun) slang for female genetalia
May have originated from a plough coulter which is a blade on a plough that helps to cut the furrows neater. The raised rows mimicking the vulva and the deep furrow mimicking the slit/opening.

My cooter has been itchy today.

by shirekeeper February 6, 2017