columbus cumberbun

When the heavyset chick you brought home passes out before you are able to fuck her so you instead beat off and jizz all over her ample midsection.

The "Columbus" part of the phrase derives from the fact that chicks from Ohio are usually over 200lbs.

Q: Did you end up banging that fat chick last night?
A: No. Bitch passed out so I outfitted her with a columbus cumberbun instead and then stole cab change out of her wallet.

by Dez2H August 6, 2007

cumbear

A vile term for a female who is unnatractive and/or easy to gain sexual relations with.

1. Your sister makes me cringe, she is a real cumbear.
2. I was so drunk last night and had a narrow escape, I almost went home with a cumbear.

by roscostacks May 30, 2007

crumblebottom

After engaging in anal intercourse, the recipients ass hole exudes juices in which formally resemble feta cheese crumbled with cottage cheese and blueberries.

Gabe:Ay yo Sean, how was dat crumblebottom at Jess's back door?

Sean: Man you know I like when its chunky, and I always like a lil' bit o' sauce.

by CAGZZZ November 27, 2009

cumbed

The bed you masterbate into when staying solo in a double bed hotel room. The bed itself is used as a cum rag, and no clean up is necessary.

"Make sure to use the less comfortable of the two beds as your cumbed, because afterall, you won't be in it for too long."

by kangytea January 2, 2017

that's the way the cookie crumbles

It means that's how life is. It's used after something unfortunate happens

Jim knocks over Jane's ceramin doll collection and says "Well that's the way cookie crumbles"

by Joe Garifo May 27, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

When something doesn't go your way.

Dude: Bummer, my girl left me.
Other Dude: That's the way the cookie crumbles...

by acetone May 31, 2004

Cumber

When a man jacks off over somebody in their slumber and cums on them

hey dude wanna come to my cumber party?

by cumberparty October 19, 2009