When a colleague slaps your face with cucumber you can say it... Oh no i've end up with Cucumber on my face
by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024
Get the End up with Cucumber on my facemug. The term cucumber was used against slaves. It originated from “cool as a cucumber” The slave owners would mock slaves by calling them cucumbers. Simply because slaves were seen as low humans.
by Yaki Uzumaki June 9, 2020
Get the Cucumbermug. A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!
“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg
by TheBeanJuicer November 1, 2023
Get the cucumbers and ketchup sandwichmug. When someone rejects good criticism and blames it on them being bullied or having self-diagnosed depression.
by Duck_Yourself123 December 19, 2020
Get the Cucumbermug. by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
Get the cucumbermug. Means doing sweet fuck all.
by Old Mate Andy June 26, 2018
Get the Dusting Cucumbersmug. The act of fingering your butthole as a cucumber penetrates your vaginal region. Thus making you erupt.
“I had a bad case of the cucumber fingers last nigh, but I didn’t want it to go to waste, so I used it for your salad.”
by PussyPunisher12 April 16, 2023
Get the Cucumber Fingersmug.