Crying Wolf

1: Some women's irritating habit of regulary shouting out: 'Wolf! Wolf!'

2: A wolf that has just missed out on its lunch of Red Riding Hood and has tears in its eyes.
Man: 'Stop crying Wolf! Wolf!'

Woman: 'I'm not, you tosser. It's Fido going Woof! Woof!'

Man: 'I hate false alarms. Get him some eloquotion lessons.'
by Albert Woods September 08, 2007
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i'm cry

when you're laughing so hard that you're Crying.
"How did you do on your test?"

"I only got 5 out of 30 xD"

"hahaha, I'm cry
by w0e is me May 19, 2018
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Cry-servative

A social conservative who gets triggered and offended over things like gay couples holding hands, the pride flag, usage of profanity in the presence of their wives or children, or anything else that conflicts with their old fashioned brand of family values, and who wants safe spaces where there are no gay people, no pornography or profanity and where traditional christian morality is the law of the land, much like Social Justice Whiners who get triggered and offended over anything that goes against their brand of political correctness
Some suburban housewife bitched at me for saying "fuck" in front of her kids, who by the way are probably going on the internet looking at things that would make Caligula puke. What a cry-servative snowflake
by Disgruntled Winnipeger December 14, 2018
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cry-laugh

when someone is teary-eyed as though they are about to cry, but then laugh for some reason.
Made extremely popular ,comedically, from Lana Lang in the TV show Smallville.
She must have cry-laughed 15 times during Smallville tonight.
by Fry Stellar October 21, 2007
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Cry Sex

When two guys are about to do anal and still on the fence about being gay, causing the one pitching to rethink the situation and cry, then using tears as lubricant for gay sex.
I didn't want Ronnie to put it in, but he started to cry and the tears acted as a lubricant and made it more enjoyable.

Ronnie and I are going home to have cry sex
by SugarSpice September 25, 2011
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Me cry

Depression and extreme sadness due to corona virus fucking up ur life and events
Girl: Coronavirus canceled slc and worlds

Guy: Me cry
Girl :(((
by capitanvs22 March 13, 2020
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