Daniel Christopher Bloss

Is a walking talking muffin

Daniel Christopher Bloss looks very delicious and good march

by Megamind Musk August 28, 2019

Christopher

Christophers are special people who you want to keep around. It will help to get close to a Christopher, on the outside their rough and just one of the guys, but on the inside they're sweet, funny, and a friend who will always come through. Christophers are people that you want to keep up with. Once you're close to one, don't let him go, keep him with you because he will come through for you.

Person 1: Hey Christopher, can you hand me that piece of paper?
Christopher: No get up
Person 1: Christopher, I've known you for a long time, get up
Christopher: I know, I'll get it
Person 1: Thanks
Christppher: Anytime

by YASSSSSSSSS______ April 22, 2016

christopher nguyen

A strange but simple creature often found down the back of a sofa or in shrubbery in the garden with slugs. It is thought that if you rub its head three times with your left index finger you are instantly issued with a bowl of rose petals.

"Guess what, i found a christopher nguyen in my garden today but I accidentally stood on his face."

by Thomas Of Romas October 6, 2008

Christopher Columbus

the act of a fraternity guy, roofie-ing a girl and then driving her hundreds of miles away and then dumping her in the woods in hopes that she can find her way home.

Brad: What happened to my girlfriend, (insert slut name here)?
Zach: We gave her the ole Christopher Columbus. You won't have to worry about her for a while.
Brad: Sobs in the corner while masterbating into a sock.

by Affen Ficker December 24, 2008

Christopher

A very extremely attractive person, who believes that they are bad in bed but really isnt
Has a big dick

He is very sweet, caring, and loving

Just be like Christopher

by Meisnice March 14, 2017

Christopher

A well mannered guy who is very quiet. He speaks with a voice so low you would assume that he is a timid individual...which fits perfectly with his nerdy hair style the comb over! Lets not forget when he's out conducting business the clothing he choses to wear isn't much different. Now you wouldn't expect nothing less then a person who is very generous but not because he is known to be wealthy but almost as if he was splurging to obtain friends! Once you really get to know a Christopher you will realize all of what you thought you knew was a BIG lie as he is quiet the deciever! Its almost safe to say he is just a fraud... a thug that's under cover. Some may even say his presence is like taking a gamble with your life. Like a dope phein with a addiction Christopher can be to ones life. He's one guy that draws attention ... When he's around every ones mind some how becomes cloudy!!!

He's just a christopher... He seems all right but he's really all wrong!!!

by Dakota Stryker August 23, 2017

Christopher

An amazing Kid who will make you laugh so much you want to cry. He has a tendency to wipe his tears, snot and spit on you. But through all of that he is someone who you want to love. & them to love you back. He will be the comfort you have always been looking for. He is the soft place for you to land. He will love everything you do for him. He is himself and he accepts you for you. Nothing changes with him. Plus if you catch the right one, he will be cuban and look like nick jonas. How amazing!? Now go find one!

yeah playa playa, I want to holla at Christopher"

by goodnite November 17, 2010