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Chinese Cream Pie

I was fucking this tiny Chinese girl spread eagle Enjoying myself. I shot my cum into her sweet tight asian pussy. As I withdraw I saw my cum dripping from her sweet pussy making a Chinese Cream Pie.
by Asianpoker February 1, 2022
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ice cream bumday

The transforming of a posterior into an ice cream Sunday through the use of ice cream, spray cream, sprinkles and, if you’re feeling a little adventurous, a well placed flake. Said ice cream can then be devoured with the gusto of a hungry Labrador.
Fancy an ice cream bumday tonight love
by Orbitron December 15, 2021
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ice cream cooch

cooch of a girl so cold it’ll make ur dick freeze and fall off. suck suck yummy hairy juicy cum coated popsicle. mmmmmm
guy 1: damn she got that ice cream cooch for realllz though
guy 2: ayo watch out them dick popsicles don’t even taste that good. suck suck yummy
guy 1: i would eat all mine in one bite

guy 2: oh that’s tough man it took me weeks
mmmm
by hotbabe69420 February 24, 2022
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Bringing the Vanilla Ice Cream

Being the only white person/people at a party.
"Hey man, how was your thing last night?"

"It was pretty fun, but I felt a little out of place because I was bringing the vanilla ice cream."
by UncleBurton August 22, 2012
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Too much sour cream

When someone added too many details to a story. Taking a long time to get to the point.
"Yesterday I was wearing a yellow shirt and blue pants , I said hi to my neighbor , got in my car, was drinking about 15 miles an hour, on my way to Walmart when a car t-bone me! "
Damn you added way too much sour cream! You could have just said you were t-boned yesterday!
by FancyD August 21, 2016
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janitor's ice cream scoop

( an English translation if the French of France expression c'est seulement les concierges qui écoutent aux portes):

Unsubstantiated hearsay and rumors, coming especially from unverified sources such as janitors, maintenance people and other cleaning personnel.
Don't give me that janitor's ice cream scoop, just cut to the chase, will you?
by Sexydimma September 9, 2016
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Meat and ice cream

A guy with a big dick and sweet tasting cum
I hooked up with this meat and ice cream last night, it was incredible
by A person???? November 25, 2018
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