cramp

sometimes called Charley horses, are unpleasant, often painful, sensations caused by contraction or over shortening of muscles. Cramps can be caused by cold, overexertion or low calcium level in blood

- I was working out today and i got a cramp on my leg...
- Stretch and it will go away...

by juliopaveif November 5, 2008

crampy

An alcoholic drink that has been left unfinished. Multiple are often left by a person wishing to be recognized for drinking more than they are capable.

1. Who left this crampy last night?

2. Were there many beers left from the party? Nah just a heap of crampy's.

3. Where did your drink go? I crampy'd it.

4. Looks like we had a cramp at the party.

by Jack Star December 14, 2006

Cramer

To have a nervous breakdown

in reference to Jim Cramer of CNBC's Mad Money who is known for his antics such as throwing chairs across the room, biting the heads off his stuffed bulls and bears, and his crazy sound effects and shouting!)

"Hey have you seen Damian lately"
"No, I heard he had a Cramer the other day"

by kelo September 20, 2006

Cramberry Juice

Cramberry juice is any energy drink or a beverage loaded with caffeine and/or sugar that you drink while studying (or more appropriately, cramming) for a big test or exam.

Jimi: Hey Joe, get me some cramberry juice.
Joe: Dude, that's 10 Red Bulls tonight!

by Sid Barrett June 10, 2008

ball cramps

Periodic soreness or tightening of the male genitalia. Often coincides with a woman's menstrual cycle due to a lack of sexual contact.

Hey girl not tonight, I still have MAJOR ball cramps.

by anfernee April 28, 2007

ass cramp

1) Your ass having a cramp.
2) Someone who is a fun buster.

1) Dude, I have a asscramp.
2) You are such an asscramp!

by lulu October 8, 2003

anal cramp

1.That sharp pain from bad gas just befor a bowle movement.
2.Some one who is geting on your nerves.

1.Were the hell,s the toilet,that burrito is giving ma an anal cramp.
2.Man,why do you have to be such an anal cramp?

by Chad Bolin November 5, 2005