A grandma who also works as a youth's sports coach. Often fires the other coaches and takes on coaching herself. One notable example of this happened on January 30, 2011 when Beatrice Middleton fired her son, Morris, from his Pop-Warner football team and took over the coaching herself.
Beatrice: (blowing the coach's whistle) Hey kids, Coach Morris isn't here any more. You've got yourselves a Grandma Coach!
Wilson: What on earth is a Grandma Coach?
Beatrice: It's a grandma that coaches kids' sports. Trust me, you'll like me just as much as you did him!
Wilson: I'm not so sure.
Beatrice: Trust me, it's going to be fun. I'll work you so hard you'll be begging for mercy! (blows the whistle again, yelling) MOVE IT!
Morris: Mom! You're working those guys too hard. A coach isn't supposed to work that way.
Beatrice: Oh yeah, well drop and give me fifty! (blows the whistle again, getting in Morris' face yelling) NOW!!!
Midge: Easy Beatrice, it's only your first day. You'll make a great coach, trust me!
Wilson: What on earth is a Grandma Coach?
Beatrice: It's a grandma that coaches kids' sports. Trust me, you'll like me just as much as you did him!
Wilson: I'm not so sure.
Beatrice: Trust me, it's going to be fun. I'll work you so hard you'll be begging for mercy! (blows the whistle again, yelling) MOVE IT!
Morris: Mom! You're working those guys too hard. A coach isn't supposed to work that way.
Beatrice: Oh yeah, well drop and give me fifty! (blows the whistle again, getting in Morris' face yelling) NOW!!!
Midge: Easy Beatrice, it's only your first day. You'll make a great coach, trust me!
by Dusty's Baby Powder February 20, 2011
Get the Grandma Coach mug.Someone who is at home watching a sport event (such as football etc.) on television at home and thinks that they know how to play the sport better than those that are actually competing. This leads to unnecessary yelling of comments towards the screen, which the athletes can not hear anyway.
A couch coach can be any sort of television sport spectator, but is often someone that lacks any real sporting ability.
Derived from the television environment (couch) and the constant yelling similar to that of a coach. Also just a fun spin on the classic "couch potato".
A couch coach can be any sort of television sport spectator, but is often someone that lacks any real sporting ability.
Derived from the television environment (couch) and the constant yelling similar to that of a coach. Also just a fun spin on the classic "couch potato".
by CJ Moose July 11, 2014
Get the Couch Coach mug.An evil person who enjoys seeing his crew in pain. Directs towers to wake up at 4am and row in the freezing cold and in any condition and feel pain all over (especially on ergos) for the sake of him winning a pennant. Rowing coaches usually sit in tinnies rigged up while watching his crew freeze to death for pleasure.
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2. To go all the way, go big, buy in bulk.
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2. To go all the way, go big, buy in bulk.
3. The final evolution of sice
Roommate: Bro, we're out of toilet paper. How many rolls should I get?
Me: bro, go full costco. I don't want to have to buy any more TP for the rest of the year.
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person 1: should I get 6 mcnuggets, or 10?
person 2: go full costco dude, it's such a great deal
person 1: I can eat 50 nuggets
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*walks into donut shop*
Me: I just want one donut
Me to Me: (go full costco)
Me: "Yeah um can I order um three dozen donuts, uh twelve of those glazed..."
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Hotel Desk: "what room would you like sir"
Me: "Yo hook me up full costco"
Hotel Desk: *hands me keys to the presidential suite*
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Romeo: girl i love you full costco
Juliet: *swoon*
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Me: bro, go full costco. I don't want to have to buy any more TP for the rest of the year.
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person 1: should I get 6 mcnuggets, or 10?
person 2: go full costco dude, it's such a great deal
person 1: I can eat 50 nuggets
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*walks into donut shop*
Me: I just want one donut
Me to Me: (go full costco)
Me: "Yeah um can I order um three dozen donuts, uh twelve of those glazed..."
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Hotel Desk: "what room would you like sir"
Me: "Yo hook me up full costco"
Hotel Desk: *hands me keys to the presidential suite*
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Romeo: girl i love you full costco
Juliet: *swoon*
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Me: "Ima go full costco writing these example sentences
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2. That bitch sucked my dick, and then she tea-bagged my codsack!
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Get the codsack mug.1.) Some guy with a funny accent that just isn't cut out to say the word 'job'.
2.)A coach--or so we think--from another country, who sleeps in the locker room and coaches Homestar Runner and his friends at no particular sport.
3.)A rare specimen--Usually has a white head that moves when it talks, that also includes two eyes and a purple hat. Has green body and a large emblum displaying the letter 'Z' near the waist.
2.)A coach--or so we think--from another country, who sleeps in the locker room and coaches Homestar Runner and his friends at no particular sport.
3.)A rare specimen--Usually has a white head that moves when it talks, that also includes two eyes and a purple hat. Has green body and a large emblum displaying the letter 'Z' near the waist.
1.)Coach Z: "Oh, jeez...I'm just not cut out to say the word JOREARGB. How am I ever gonna face the boys at practice tamarro?"
2.)I wonder if Coach Z will say the word 'job' right at practice today?
3.)I saw Coach Z walking down the street last week.
2.)I wonder if Coach Z will say the word 'job' right at practice today?
3.)I saw Coach Z walking down the street last week.
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