Slang for vagina, specifically an unshaven one. Not to be mistaken for a shaven one (see: Bare Cottage).
Tony : hey Frank, how was your date with Suzy yesterday?
Frank: pretty good...
Tony : yeah? Did you get a tour of her hair cottage?
Frank: pretty good...
Tony : yeah? Did you get a tour of her hair cottage?
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A good hearted third party who services two men who want to get their end away, but don't like each other very much. Often known to use geometrically unusual chocolate.
Helmut and Pierre had never seen eye to eye, but Toby was the perfect swiss cottage, tossing them both off without either of them so much as grazing thighs or losing national pride.
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This can cause MANY mental problems down the line so please avoid becoming a Costa ("Constantine")
This can cause MANY mental problems down the line so please avoid becoming a Costa ("Constantine")
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