Corn Cufflink

To unknowingly wipe your own ass with the cuff of a long sleeve shirt or dress shirt while wearing it.

Bobby: How come i didnt see you at that big executive meeting this morning?

Todd:Dont tell anyone but i got shit on my sleeve.

Bobby:You gave yourself a corn cufflink?

Todd:(regretfully) yeah

Bobby: Shity..

skid marks shit stain shit skid

by L.C.M April 26, 2011

mid corn

Deliberately aiming the puck at the tendie's belly

Oh shit buddy, just been greasin straight mid corn all night

by Boy enthusiast September 27, 2019

corn hook

Sticking your finger into a womans ass while in doggy style in order to move her forards and backwards with your finger.

"I gave my girl a cornhook from behind and she went crazy!"

by Peter N. Ballsonya June 23, 2003

cornning the ham

The act of slathering icy-hot on a fat woman's thigh then using making love to the numbed fat roll.

I enjoy cornning the ham

by cloakchoke January 9, 2011

Corn Plunge

To embark upon the dirtiest but most pleasurable of deeds, anal sex.

Rachel finally said yes. I’m taking the corn plunge tonight.

I got the corn plunge last night. I can’t walk today.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

corn dni

a phrase against Steve cobs on inanimate insanity, a very hated character, tbh though, he deserves it lol

person 1: I have Steve cobs
person 2: so, corn dni?
person1: yes, corn dni.

by yabadabad00 September 12, 2022

corn beep

something that a filipino mom/dad would say when their child is asking whats for dinner.

Child: Mom whats for dinner?
Filipino mom: corn beep and rice hope you like!
Child: corn beep what? Corn beeps now??
Filipino mom: C.O.R.N B.E.E.F tanga ka.

by - dont touch my fries biatch - November 11, 2019