corn hook

Sticking your finger into a womans ass while in doggy style in order to move her forards and backwards with your finger.

"I gave my girl a cornhook from behind and she went crazy!"

by Peter N. Ballsonya June 23, 2003

Corn problems

Corn kernels stuck in your shit from not chewing the corn good enough to digest it properly.

Jed: my gosh mother I think I have corn problems again
Mom: son you need to take time to chew your food

by Jedi_7 March 14, 2020

Corn Nibblers

When a girl smiles and her teeth are so small all you see are gums and nubs

Look at the corn nibblers on that bitch!

by Escape10 January 10, 2010

River Corn

A piece of reed that resembles an ear of corn still in the stalk as it floats on a river and is mistakenly eaten by hungry river people or rednecks.

The redneck river people were so hungry, they filled their floating tubes full of river corn for an afternoon snack.

by c_M_p June 28, 2012

mid corn

Deliberately aiming the puck at the tendie's belly

Oh shit buddy, just been greasin straight mid corn all night

by Boy enthusiast September 27, 2019

boner corn

Kernels of undigested corn which can be found stuck to your penis immediately following withdrawal from unprotected anal sex. Preferably, one would find boner corn while in the woods, after a barbecue, on hot August night in South Carolina.

After the camping trip, my dick was covered in boner corn.

by Iamascientist86 January 23, 2015

Corn Cufflink

To unknowingly wipe your own ass with the cuff of a long sleeve shirt or dress shirt while wearing it.

Bobby: How come i didnt see you at that big executive meeting this morning?

Todd:Dont tell anyone but i got shit on my sleeve.

Bobby:You gave yourself a corn cufflink?

Todd:(regretfully) yeah

Bobby: Shity..

skid marks shit stain shit skid

by L.C.M April 26, 2011