Captain-bag-o-cocks

Adjective used to describe someone who has surpassed douche bag level.

Is it me, or does it seem like Captain-bag-o-cocks just wants to watch the whole world burn?

by Bigbrotherthuner August 12, 2018

Cocks Not Glocks

An anti-gun group that made a name for itself by littering their college campus in Texas with massive amounts of dildos and dildo guns. Their reasoning is that you should be more focussed on having sex than legally obtaining a gun.

Cocks Not Glocks was invited to the White House by Obama, what a joke.

by spootyhead October 9, 2016

cockshut hill school

A school bases in the west midlands (Birmingham) which all wasteman attend 😂

Cockshut hill school is a school in the area of Yardley!

by Squadlets March 16, 2017

Cookson

The pairing of American Idol season 1 winner Kelly Clarkson and season 7 winner David Cook.

Fan #1: Oh my gosh! David and Kelly finally met!
Fan #2: Yay Cookson!

by Cookson Fan March 19, 2009

feed the chooks

To masterbate, without giving it away so easily

i'll be back soon, i've just got to go and feed the chooks

by Megasaxon December 28, 2005

cocksauce

A white person, because semen is white. Unless you have some urine in the urethra, then it's sort of yellowish.

Yo cocksauce, where my fuckin' money at?

by cocksauce May 13, 2005

Kalamazoo cockscrew

When a Woman creates gloves from steel wool and wears them while giving the male a hand job. Then urinates in his mouth.

Woah Betty, I gave Jim Bob a Kalamazoo Cockscrew, now his penis is raw

by K.J. Mills December 27, 2009