dane cook

an annoying, one-trick act of a comedian who's popular sucsess still doesn't overshadow his bad comedy. taking cues from earlier greats like mitch hedburg and george carlin, he's not very funny.

Shut up man, you're being really Dane Cook.

by Dane Cook himself September 9, 2006

cooking dinner

another phrase for male masturbation

Since Cameron was horny he was cooking dinner in his room

by dr gummy August 6, 2019

cook up

preparing a syringe with heroin or other injectible drug

Her baby died so I cooked her up a hit but only after I got mine; that went without saying.

by _GoD_ September 20, 2004

cooking cape

The worst skillcape in runescape. Only a noob would wear this thing. Also See: Fletching cape

noob: i got cooking cape! me: fuck off noob

by Sqkuid Ward October 20, 2008

Dane Cook

comedian that people either love or hate

1. Dane Cook is the greatest comedian EVER! i Love Him!

2. I hate Dane Cook! He sucks so much ass and he isn't even funny!

by kldsfl;ksdjfg;lkjsdf;gjls;fk July 28, 2010

cooking pie

Referring to drugs

" I be in the kitchen cooking pie with my baby, yaaaaahhhhhh " - Fetty Wap trap queen

by jiggaboo96 June 27, 2016

cooked books

(n.) Incorrect accounts, where the values of work done is understated so that income taation is lower. Could also mean exploiting loopholes, which isn't illegal. See also cook the books

Sorry, Terry. He got caught putting his signature on cooked books and he had to fire him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004