Closet Conservative

1) A male who hides his homosexuality by advocating strong conservative views.

2) Someone overcompensating for their sexuality by hating gays a little too much.

3) A baseball player.

"I know it seems crazy because he's sooo against gay marriage, but I'm pretty sure he's a closet conservative"

by TheWrangler May 26, 2009

The Conservative Party

The best party in the world, should not just be the rulers of britain but of the world. FUCK THE SNP, FUCK LABOUR but not the lib dems cuz like they have a chance anyway!. and just to remind all u anti-monarchys the queen still owns this country

person a "the snp fucked my dog yesterday"
person b "not a surprise, the conservative party rule"

by The Queen's son January 16, 2009

neo-conservative

"A liberal who has been mugged by reality." (Irving Kristol)

The difference between a neo-conservative and a bleeding-heart liberal is: the former gets mugged and actually does something to prevent it from happening again, while the latter is so afraid of being accused of "profiling" that he becomes the victim he thinks his predators are.

by fifilarue August 24, 2014

conservative

one of face of a trick nickel

"isn't it frustrating when liberals go too far and conservatives are just clueless?"

by DisneylanDachau April 13, 2007

conservative anarchist

A conservative anarchist is an anarchist who holds anarchy to an ideal but realizes it is unrealistic and impossible in its true form.

Look at Susan, she is such a conservative anarchist. She wants to bring down the state in a blaze of glory, but she can't help but feel that it would cause too much trouble.

by skhulzy May 14, 2015

conswervative

A liberal who appears to be conservative to appeal to the right with conservative sounding promises. However, when voted in, the liberal goes back to his or her liberal ways. A common tactic by the left.

Jon Corzine promised to never raise taxes on New Jersians to appear to be a conservative. He really was a conswervative, showing his true colors when he raised the sales tax to 7% and otherwise broke his promise to never raise taxes.

by Junior J October 2, 2007

conservative intellectual opinion

A handful of free-range nutjobs like Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh

Donald Trump bases his policies on the grand traditions of conservative intellectual opinion.

by Crawdad Nelson December 3, 2016