Def Con

When a woman is having her period and you want to warn other males about it you say Def Con.

Mom: Timmy!!!! Clean your fothermucking room!!!!!!
Timmy: What the hells with mom?
Bobby: Def Con
Timmy: Ohh. Thanks.........sure mom.....i love you!

by Jonathan McDoodi May 20, 2008

Con’t

The original can’t before America stole it from England and made it their own because America’s stupid. Lol

Help! I con’t find my phone!! I need to watch Kiingtong!!!

by Kiwi3839 August 6, 2018

Con artist

Mothers that go to Vegas and tell their daughters they’re in the hospital

I’m in the hospital I can’t talk bye lol CON ARTIST

by your girllll October 25, 2018

Con

Con (kahn) v.

To leave a game when you think you're going to lose; closer to guaranteeing yourself or your team a 100% losing chance. "Conning" is looked down upon in 138 countries.

I can't believe he conned. He could of taken on those last two tanks.

by Mexican Monster June 17, 2011

con

Bad, not good, stoopid.

Man, this church session is con. The speaker is con. The girls are con.

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie April 6, 2003

Con Jack

a person who is a liar and a cheat for the purpose of stealing, often homless and under the influence of demorahl and crack

Im always approched by hella con jacks trying to get a peice of mine, when im trying to get some peace of mind.

by Aliatron November 9, 2008

titties con carne

When you pour chile w/meat on a girls chest and then titty fuck them.

I gave Krista a titties con carne

by TheManTheMythTheLegend November 2, 2003