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by Dr M March 29, 2004
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The colonel

One who owns everyone in a certain room, psychologically:
- a man walks into a maths classroom, strikes fear in the students, and then proceeds to teach them one the most relaxed martial arts, tai chi.
by Danny The Damaja December 21, 2004
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Internal colonization

When you believe that the white man is so superior to you in every way you decide to lighten your hair wear contacts bleach your skin to feel less ethnic, brown or black.

Basically it means you have a little white man inside your heart dictating your likes and dislikes thus ruining your self-esteem, confidence and creating self doubt about how useful is your blackness or brown complexion .

It makes you believe that why people are superior to every other race for creating what you think are the good things of the Western world. you give white people full credit for innovations great ideas even calling them genius while calling your very own people ignorant, trap queens, ghetto, bitches, hoes and THOTS.

Basically it comes down to racism that has been internalized so deeply that you start believing that your white because you hate your blackness. Or in the case of Latinos those light complected brown people that think that they're better than the really dark complected brown indigenous natives .

In the case of Filipinos same thing .

Any culture that suffered colonization meaning Christopher Columbus arrived and brought the races notions about brown people might believe this , including African Indians in any person of color .
I got plastic surgery because my nose looked too Aztec

Damn girl you're suffering from internal colonization
by ChicanaFeliz June 4, 2015
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Colonizer

Any caucasian/white male or female within an interracial relationship. Colonizers typically date/marry younger partners that come from poverty or poorer parts of the world for the sole purpose of pleasure and/or satisfaction. Colonizers are typically older than their partners.
Big ED from TLC's '90 Day Fiance' is a colonizer.
by unrequitedman March 24, 2021
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Colonels

the Colonels went 2 and 11 this year.
by 50 cent f50 April 6, 2003
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Colonic Wonder

A man or woman who has mastered the art of shitting. He or she is therefore a colonic wonder.
Bobby: Uh-oh, here come the colonic wonder.
Jamilla: Yea, right off his throne.
by Marc April 25, 2005
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Colonic Fart

A fart that emanates deep within the colon of the lower intestines that comes out silent but deadly and smells nasty of sulfur. This is usually attributed to constipation, indigestion, food poisoning, or other gastrointestinal problems.
Damn dude, did you just stink up the room with your Colonic Fart after eating that burrito?
by Schlangemann April 5, 2011
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