columbo posting

The famous detective from the show from the 70s-80s with the same name getting recognition online,often put into modern pop culture often to crack the cases of criminals from other media,or just generally being an online presence

Guy one:What video are you making? Why is Columbo speaking with Light Yagami?
Guy two: Oh,I'm Columbo posting!

by Manualink January 28, 2024

Columbo Dimension

Named after "Columbo" the detective who was known to shock people with his great feats of deductive reasoning; the Columbo Dimension is a realm/state of being that a person's mind enters when they are too stunned, shocked or flabbergasted to speak.

This most often occurs when a person is confronted with evidence of their dishonesty, misdeeds or them just being plain old wrong about something but may also occur when someone is roasted too hard.

Perfectly exemplified by the "The Gloved-Hand Reveal | Columbo" clip (timestamp - 4:35) from the Columbo TV Show found on YouTube (The background music may also play in real life should the show of evidence/roast be powerful enough).

M:You can't prove that I pissed in the elevator! Surely it was a dog!
C: Shows elevator camera footage of M drunkenly pissing in the elevator.
M: *is too stunned to speak*

J: SENT HIS ASS TO THE COLUMBO DIMENSION!

by Yung Doink February 15, 2024

Colombian pogo stick

When you have a line of coke on an erect penis and you pull it down to a point that when you let it go it will “spring” the coke up into the air and you catch it with your nose.

After she let me do a Colombian whale I let her try a Colombian pogo stick

by Doughboyjunior March 11, 2024

Colombian Antique

Sexual act performed at fine gentleman’s clubs around the world. A woman, usually for hire, fills her anus with fine Colombian powder and flatulates in a man’s face. This gives a ghost like appearance and instant euphoria.

I was ripping rails off a strippers ass. Some fell into her crack and she Colombian Antiqued me.

by Colombianantique March 17, 2024

colombian teenage boy

a guy who will make you think you are the one he wants when in reality you are one of the many girls he hooks up with and lies to

The colombian teenage boy used me again

by whiwhdjdid April 8, 2024

Colombian Mudslide

The shit you take right after you have the first cup of coffee and first line of cocaine in the morning.

Starbucks and some yip almost made Colombian Mudslide in my car.

by wacobjinbolt April 10, 2024

Colombian froth

The body fluids left on a person's upper lip or mustache after performing oral sex on somebody else, similar to a milk mustache of semen or vaginal fluid.

Bro 1: "Dude, Kyle went down on his girl last night and woke up with Colombian froth on his mustache."
Bro 2: "I guess he was saving the flavor for later."

by fakerthanf*ckboi April 30, 2024