Colostomy Slot Taco

A colostomy bag splitting open during sex, but instead of panicking, moving her on to her back with her legs behind her ears, then ceasing the opportunity to pour the contains of the bag into her vagina, and then chowing down on it like you’re at your favourite Tex-Mex Restaurant.

Person 1: oh dude your breath stinks!

Person 2: Sorry man, I had a colostomy slot taco last night.

by The muddy mud muncher February 9, 2025

Coleslawg

It’s like dawg but instead it’s coleslaw.

Person 1: Yo what’s up Coleslawg?
Person 2: Nothing much what’s up with you?

by The coleslawger April 30, 2025

Coleslawg

Neopronoun used to identify cool and awesome people who are super funny and the best ever.

Someone a: yooo coleslawgs here
Someone b: Using coleslawg as a pronoun is CRAZY
Coleslawg: no, thats me!! Im here!!
Someome b: omg wait coleslawg is so cool

by Joapcoaploap May 13, 2025

Colosophy

The deeply deranged musings of a lonely man slowly drifting into mental illness.

"He went completely off the rails when the relationship broke down. Preaching Colosophy on social media, even stalked Right Said Fred"

by Harry Brown and Earl July 27, 2025

Coleus

pn. someone that doesn't have enough definitions of them

To be fair, not many are named Coleus. Though that just makes them more special, right?

by The OTHERBONNIE October 25, 2025

coleschlawg

different way to say homeslice or dawg. Mostly to refer to white people. (Coleslaw+dawg= coleschlawg)
Based on the schlawg variants (homeschlawg, schlawg, dawg, etc.)

Person 1: Coleschlawg, what you even doing bru
Person 2: Homegro, ion even curr for real 💔

by BLUE BOQUET November 25, 2025

Muddy Coles

A Muddy Coles is the act of taking a sexual parter to the frozen section of a Coles supermarket and vigorously fingering their anus.

This can be performed as a duo act known as the Double Muddy Coles. Two hands, two anuses.

Me and the missus went to grab some frozen fish but I ended up slamming her with a Muddy Coles.

by KnightsHelm April 1, 2017