Coit

An Australian slang for Vagina.

"Nice shot Dad! Jammed Mum right in the Coit!"
"Fuck me dead, me Coit's itchy!"

by Xaypock March 24, 2003

cognitate

transitive verb
: to ponder or meditate on usually intently
intransitive verb
: to meditate deeply or intently <cogntitating on her career plans>

i mean really its just the same fucking word as cogitate but sounds infinitely better.

-cognitate nigga

by sumfuck October 17, 2013

The Cocita

When a man takes a hockey stick and places it in his own anus, in order to recieve pleasure.

Jim took his hockey stick and stuck it up his ass.

by Brent March 12, 2005

itty bitty titty comitty

a girl who's boobs are so small that she should be part of a commitee for small titty's know as the itty bitty titty comitty.

MIKE:damn man felicia's tits arent somthing that i would want. I want a girl with big breasts on her chest not flat lookin like sombody stepped on her chest.

CRIS: yah dude she should be part of the itty bitty titty comitty.

by Cmack56 August 31, 2008

cognitive dissidence

It's basically when one reality collides with another reality and you don't have the ability to say I'll pick reality 'A' instead of reality 'B'. You have to figure out a way to coexist with the current reality and it usually produces some kind of dysfunction.

Cognitive dissidence is what happens to children when they're molested by a parent where their total source of security is also the source that betrays them.

This is also relative to Germany and the peoples response to Hitler.

Another example for United States citizens, where some people who were saying they had to vote for the man with integrity, therefore they had to vote for George W. Bush. Now that it has been made so apparent to all of us that Bush and his administration are a source of betrayal to our Constitution and our true values.

These are just a few examples but it goes way beyond these. It can happen in a million different ways.

by WikiYourRights December 13, 2008

Coitus

When you get fucked by a large inverted dragon cock with a mutant plant growing through it.

Example 1: I committed coitus last night
Example 2: would like to have coitus baby boo hunny bun?

by InsanityUB March 30, 2017

Coitus Mysterioso

Drunken sexual encounter where coitus may or may not have occurred.

John from Italy love a girl but she don't seems intresting it, may be she has a vacant look or she is not just accessible to him. So thinks he had sex with this girl a few weeks ago, and she was begging for it, but he's never had sex with her before, or after, so for now it's classified as a case of coitus mysterioso. It happened to me with a italian girl last year.

by Ciolabella April 18, 2008