Darren Small Cock

Noun

Derogatory name of a man with a penis of below average girth. Applies no matter what length

(1st girl) "how was your date last night?"
(2nd girl) "Date with who?...Oh, Darren Small Cock. It was 'grrreat'... I didn't get much or orgasm until after he left ;)"

by tracyducy December 16, 2012

mexi-cock

A term often used to describe the inherently large cocks of men of Mexican descent. Urban legends has it the Chipotle burrito was sized to demonstrate the average measurements of a mexi-cock.

There's nothing worse than being second in line to a mexi-cock in a gang bang.

by Dr. OTTer, PhD July 20, 2008

Giant meaty horse cock

A stupid ass math teacher who cums out of her ears.

I hate that teacher. She’s a giant meaty horse cock.

by Soapytitties69 February 6, 2021

Cock ninja

1. One who is very skilled at handling cock. So skilled that their cock handling would be comparable to that of a ninja's preying mantis kick.

2. Can also be used as an insult usually inferring extreme homosexuality.

Wow, that kid was a giant cock ninja.

or

"Dude, that chick I nailed last night was a total cock ninja."

"Damn, I'd give my left nut for a night with her."

by Mark and JJ May 6, 2009

Cock Shalom

When pubic hair around the ballsack region grows long, dense, and curly to such an extreme that the shaft combined with the beard-like phenomenon makes it seem as though you have a hacidic jew between your legs.

When Steve entered the retirement home with his pants off, An older woman cried "What is that!?". But it was too late, everyone stood in awe as Steve's genitalia performed a Bar mitzvah. Cock Shalom.

by rabbi elijazae December 17, 2010

Cock warmer

A male subject who chooses to keep his cock inside a vagina post sexual intercourse, purely for the sake of keeping his member at a pleasant temperature.

Chic says "So hun, are we done?", as he lays on top of her. Dude says "Nah, my fella needs to be a cock warmer for a bit longer."

by Etak_soda September 9, 2011

Horse-Cock Sandwich

Sandwich consisting of the mystery meat from the "deli" line onboard a US naval vessel.

Kevin: Hey Jamal, what are you doing for lunch?

Jamal: Ah, I'm just gonna grab me a horse-cock sandwich.

by TBONE99 June 29, 2011