Chocblock

When somebody prevents you from eating a delicious sugary snack, usually a chocolately delight of some sort. Just like a cockblock except with chocolate.

I was going for the fudge sundae with ravenous vigor, but my wife chocblocked me at the last moment with some sort of gay speech about heart disease and diabetes. After 13 years of marriage you would think she would want me to die to get the life insurance money. Dammit.

by RiffRaff CR October 17, 2009

cockblocker

someone who prevents you from getting pussy

i hate you, you fucking cockblocker

by G3orgy100 January 28, 2010

Chemically Cockblocked

When someone slips a drug (like bad X or weed or too much alcohol) to the girl you're trying to bed, rendering her incapable of sex that night.

Mitch chemically cockblocked me last night.

by beau801 February 24, 2009

Cock block

When your urban Dictionary word gets denied even though it’s “pure gold “

They totally Cock Blocked! My Word was amazing!

by XxxxxxUr mom lolxxxx February 18, 2019

Fire Mission Cock Block

Any form of delay or douche-baggery resulting in either a check fire or end of mission. Usually employed by helicopters flying around knowing the gun target line and blatantly disregaurding it in order to try and steal a kill from artillery. This is done because frankly helocopters just aren't sneaky enough to get their own kills, and staff officers swing from air support nuts.

Fister 1: Shot tgt#1234, check fire we have helos on the gun target line.
...an hour later.
Fister 1: Cancel check fire, end of mission this shit took way too long and helos scared them away.
Fister 2: Dude we just got fire mission cock blocked!

by Jebus Chris August 3, 2009

cockblocker

1. One who socially gets between one or more potential couples. 2. A male who prevents another from getting laid by socially getting in the way.

1. I was right about to ask for her number, and then your cockblocking ass had to tell your stupid drunk story.

2. I was about to take her home, and then you had to make the remark about the old cheeseburger under the seat in my car, you damn cockblocker!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

cockblocker

an asshole dude that fucks up your chances of fuckin some bitch

Jose cockblocked me so I pinched a loaf in his pillowcase.

by OnE LoVe August 10, 2003