The friend that you have nothing in common with, but you seem to wind up hanging out anyways. Often interested in space, fantasy games and gaining weight. Forms an impenetrable barrier between you and good looking women.
by Brainstorm129 January 17, 2011
Get the cock blockmug. When someone(DANE) intrudes on you everytime you are in the act or about to be in the act of sexual acts.
Bro dont come over right now im getting head. nah dude im coming over . dude stop its not funny. im on my way.
You dude can you hang out? nah i cant im hanging out with kate...texts kate hey can i hang out with you and chad.
fuck.
cock block
You dude can you hang out? nah i cant im hanging out with kate...texts kate hey can i hang out with you and chad.
fuck.
cock block
by Hellawo December 13, 2017
Get the Cock Blockmug. A swift and brutal blow to ones relationship on the bus driven by only anger found deep deep down in ones inner demons. One is taken from there lover and repurposed never to hold or kiss again. This can sometimes cause a man to take action into their own hands but only to be further punished by the Big Mitch.
by Scuba Steve eats children March 6, 2019
Get the Cock Block By Da Big Mitchmug. When somebodies dick is an odd shape.
i.e. a weiner with sharper edges than usual
(Yes, its possible).
i.e. a weiner with sharper edges than usual
(Yes, its possible).
by iiAvolition May 25, 2016
Get the Block Cockmug. A self (cock block) is when you are in a sexual situation but your nervousness prevents you from gaining an erection.
Todd: You hook up with that chick we met at that concert yet?
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)
by Foreskingamer69 July 24, 2019
Get the Self cock blockmug. People who are too stagnant and stuck up in their own emotions and environment to know whats really going on in reality.
You: In Call of Duty Zombies, lets turn on the power first so we can survive longer having most of the Perks
Asshole: Shut the Fuck up!
You: What did I do?
Asshole: Your stupid!
You: You want to fail the game? Why you so Cock Blocked? You have a Dick stuck up in your mouth or something? It sounds like it..... literally
That's an example of the word phrased "Cock Blocked" people. Have fun and get used to it because there are some people who are like that, and of course other people trying to solve problems.
Don't be the one who is Cock Blocked not unless somehow you end up on this page and are one.
Asshole: Shut the Fuck up!
You: What did I do?
Asshole: Your stupid!
You: You want to fail the game? Why you so Cock Blocked? You have a Dick stuck up in your mouth or something? It sounds like it..... literally
That's an example of the word phrased "Cock Blocked" people. Have fun and get used to it because there are some people who are like that, and of course other people trying to solve problems.
Don't be the one who is Cock Blocked not unless somehow you end up on this page and are one.
by VirtualShark August 22, 2016
Get the Cock Blockedmug. 