cobbled

Getting absolutely smashed at a party.

Person1: dude did you see how drunk Josh got last weekend.
Person2: yeah he was cobbled...

by 123456oddshot March 31, 2014

cobble

Derived from the Counter Strike map "cs_cobble", to cobble is to create a highpitched turkey-like sound with your tongue and mouth that sounds like: "cobble-obble-obble...".

Aww cobble is the best map! lets play cobble! cobble! cobbleobbleobbleobbleobble!

by Pügsly September 29, 2003

cobblers

It means something is utterly terrible

Simon "I got a D in Maths"
Trevor "Absolute cobblers Simon!"

by mikewhite February 8, 2019

cobblers

a lie

load of cobblers

by anonymous July 27, 2022

Cobblers law

A person in a profession is not likely to practice the profession well in there day to day life.

"The Cobblers kids have no shoes."
Everyone knows you don't buy a car from a mechanic because of cobblers law.

by China--man November 12, 2025

Cobblers law

The lack of ability for a person in a profession to practice that profession in their daily life.

"The cobblers children have no shoes"
It's well known that you don't buy cars from a mechanic because of cobblers law.

by China--man November 12, 2025

The cobblers bootlace

An overly long thin poop that goes on for ages, allowing you to extrude your name on a piece of paper.

''i had to sign a letter from the tax man, but unable to find a pen, i sent him the cobblers bootlace on a piece of paper''

by the grim truth April 12, 2025