Kurt Cobain

When you have not ejaculated for some time, and the build up causes you to get semen on your face

I Kurt Cobained myself again

by Hugh J ASS January 18, 2025

kurt cobain

the hottest guy ever

person 1: OMG KURT COBAIN IS SO HOT!!!!
person 2: ikr?????

by foxy_6471 November 16, 2023

Cobaining

When you blow a load onto your own face after jerking off.

“Doing it the Hemingway” is another acceptable term.

Clancy: Dude, I was strangling my one-eyed underpants-worm last night and ended up totally Cobaining myself.

Gunther: That’s disgusting dude I didn’t need to know that.

Clancy: Jokes on you, the skin on my face has never been smoother.

by Oatnut June 29, 2019

jurt cobain

Jurt Cobain is the type of guy who you mix Jeff (Our Lord and Savior from the Anglo-Zulu War of the 1870s) with Kurt Cobain famous guitarist of the '80s and '90s., typically known for the Grunge band "Nirvana". Together you get Jurt Cobain, a mixture between a British soldier and god, and one of the greatest musicians of all time.

Oh dear, Jurt Cobain is our lord and guitarist!

by Me 9 July 8, 2024

Pulling a Kurt Cobain

To decide your ceiling needs some color, and shooting yourself in the head to fix the problem

Pulling a Kurt Cobain was the exact fix of my boring ass white ceiling

by Thebigboppinbitch May 21, 2025

Cobained

A term referencing kurt cobain which means killing yourself.

Last night he totally Cobained himself.

by GeorgeDroid3248 December 16, 2025

The Kurt Cobain Game

It’s like Russian Roulette but with a shotgun and all the shells are live

My girlfriend just broke up with me, I think I’m going to play the Kurt Cobain Game now.

by Dr. BootyMuncher January 29, 2024