Die Laughing

Die Laughing the First- Noted Noveau Americano royale extraordinaire and metric ruler and shepherd of tweep.

His Most Excellentcy Die Laughing: Media monarch, known and acknowledged King of all Twitterati, lord and master of "followers," purveryor of mass mockitude, menace in mirth, Geekasaurus Rex, harddriver, dude and dad.

Historical meritous service unto his realm...capture and containment of the anomolous phylum known as the imbibalicious sweenusscotius homoerectus.

However, history also notes the kinKdom timeline of Die Laughing the First, know affectionately to his courtiers as "Irst-Fay," was just one dwarf short of a Felini film.

All hail His Royal Hindend, Die Laughing!!! Or die trying. Like now. Doo dah. Doo dah.

by ThatATsignLaCrabzilla February 19, 2010

college clashing

(verb) The act of wearing apparel from at least two different colleges at the same time.

You're wearing a Syracuse baseball cap, UConn sweatshirt, and Kentucky sweatpants? You've taken college clashing to a whole new level.

by fernalfonso October 28, 2013

Cost Clashing

The act of wearing clothing items in which the costs differ immensely. Most common among swag fags or stupid Drug Dealers who think if people see them wearing high end brands they will be more inclined to buy from then even though their drugs are sub-par.

Guy 1:Oh look its the drug dealer with a Gucci Belt but Old Navy Hoodie

Guy 2:Hey its the douche who wears a Louis Vutton belt while wearing RSQ jeans

Guy 3:Fuckin' cost clashing idiots, their weed is horrible.

by realruskie January 20, 2014

ROFL Coughing

Rolling on the floor laughing coughing, particularly common when taking massive gravity bong resin hits.

"Did you see Dannie?"

"She was totally ROFL Coughing after she torched a great pyramid sized resin bowl in the gravity bong and slurped it right up!"

by Bingdot Dumbledorf March 28, 2015

Im laughing my life away

Laughing so f***ing hard that you feel lifeless after this episode.

"Oh god. Jessica told me what her boyfriend did last night and Im laughing my life away.

by Minediie December 18, 2016

Prematurely laughing

When you laugh way too early at something or before anything has even happened.

“Why are you laughing?”

“Im prematurely laughing really funny movie part coming up”

by Wackojacko357 November 6, 2018

The laughing clown

When a girl lies flat on her stomach and you have sex with her. While thrusting her and just before you cum jam your fingers into her armpits and tickle her. She starts squirming and tenses up her vagina giving the ultimate squeeze for max pleasure. Well for the Male anyways lol

I pulled the laughing clown on last nights lucky winner

by NicL9 December 25, 2018