christopher 

your local f boy

damn christopher is your local f boy!!!!!!!!

christopher by hahadulceeeee February 10, 2017

Christopher 

A Christopher is usauly a big fat pussy He hides all his feelings Until he snaps. Then when he snaps your fucked in the asshole

Blah Blah Blah Christopher Blah Blah

Christopher by wzsrdxfcghjbkl; October 26, 2018

Christopher Michael

A Christopher Michael (CM) is one individual who is addicted to Kelly Clarkson and makes sad jokes. This person is often loud, can occasionally make one good joke in one hundred and has various moles on his face and body.

That Christopher Michael made a sign at the Kelly Clarkson concert and Kelly Clarkson rejected his marriage proposal.

Christopher Michael by driaxx February 26, 2009

christophile

Someone who is overtly, annoyingly, and totally christian to the point where you want to take their bible and give them a newly shaped frontal lobe with it. Basically, this is a homophone for bible-thumper, and holy roller.

God, he/she is such a christophile.

christophile by Jesus was Emo. December 17, 2007

ChristopherReeved 

To become paralyzed through sports, whether it be football or horse riding.

"My brother got ChristopherReeved last year when he broke his spine by playing football"

ChristopherReeved by Spyder October 24, 2004

christopher reeved 

to smoke marijuana that makes you paralyzed.

Did you go to class today JP?
No I got christopher reeved and haven't left the house in 3 days.

christopher reeved by Alligator UGH May 6, 2008

Christophobe

A person who has an irrational fear of Christianity aka the New Testament.

Muslim: Christianity kills Muslims in Middle East.
Christian: Christophobe.

Christophobe by loveyourenemy March 15, 2017