Chripster

A hipster who has slightly adjusted their morals to encompass condescending Christianity, as well as retaining certain other hipster traits.

That couple were such Chripsters, did you notice her pompous tone when they said they were having tofu for dinner?

by Professor Donald January 10, 2015

Chip C

Something so great nobody comes close. Constant coolness

by Chip September 19, 2003

Chip Guy

Partier of the male sex who calmly and quietly feasts on the nearest bag of chips he can snatch while attempting to attract the attention of nearby females who dare make eye contact with his mysterious and somewhat seductive gaze as he crunches down on those salty delectables.

The Chip Guy calmly waits in the nearest corner selecting his next victim to entice with salty treats.

by Edoggy2 August 23, 2011

Chip on your shoulder

To hold a grudge or grievance that is often brought forward to provoke a dispute

"Well you once said ..........."
"Dude remove the chip on your shoulder ....and shove it up your ass"

by Kristeng May 26, 2018

titty chip

A chip that falls on your titties/in your cleavage.

Shit, I just dropped a chip on my boobs. Titty chip!!!

by EL's June 7, 2017

Chip Packet

Something which can be used as litter, don't litter, it turns water into acid. Also a big nerd in my eyes.

"Don't drop that chip packet, or you'll be drinking acid!"

by Mr Rooster February 26, 2018

Chip

An unfavorable person who out here acting,looking,smelling,sounding foolish as hell .

Mike: have you ever tried Mac n cheese with ketchup? You gotta try it
Sean: thats nasty , you a chip for that

Stella (at an event): Whose idea was it to invite the chip?

by Not A Chip January 20, 2017