choad monger

One who mongers the choad

Man, that Mr. Kenyon is such a total choad monger.

by Lee Anthony May 12, 2003

choad

I penis that is bumby and wider than it is long.

Maurice dweck is the only person in the syrian community with a choad. I really feel bad for him because he cannot jerk off with out using a funnel. Legend has it that Maurice on the 8th day he was born had one of the top 2 worst curcumsision's ever done. They shouldent have hired Steve Wonder, because he's blind, not certified and he likes to chop off big peices and make a wallet out of them. So now the wallet that he keeps his money in is part of Maurices choad.

by Alex Tourgaman June 13, 2006

chapa

In Spanish gay slang, an instance of sexual intercourse, typically between a male prostitute (chapero) and his customer.

Qué, tío, nos hacemos una chapa?

What then, mate, shall we have a shag?

by fonsucu June 12, 2008

choad

A short fat penis, wider than it is long
Always asosiated with the name myles

Myles has a choad

by amanwhomakesfunofmyles November 7, 2010

choader

A choader is a cock that is as long as it is wide.

I went to bang this chick, but she got so frightened by my paint-can lookin' choader that she ran away.

by 444 May 13, 2005

Choad

A short fat penis, which is wider than longer.

Jame's Lado Has a huge ass choad!

by Henry Nigga December 22, 2007

Choad

a cock that is wider than it is long...when it becomes erect it gets wider instead of longer..ahhhhhhh

I wish i had a choad so i could show it off to all my friends.

by choady February 25, 2003