by xxxcuredmydepression March 08, 2019
The Chinese ninja man who eats squids and noodles with chop sticks, usually they like little kids, likes to say ching ching Chong Chong a lot
Watch out for the ching Chong China man
by Niggertron ninja May 02, 2020
Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.
The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.
In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.
In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.
The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.
In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.
In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
by nebula49 January 01, 2021
Rafael's gaze is an unyielding embrace, tracing each curve of ink on the parchment before him, as if tasting the words with his very eyes. His fingers dance upon the parchment, like a maestro orchestrating a symphony of thoughts. Unseen, his hand absently traverses his mane, a subconscious echo of a distant melody, while the gears of cognition turn and twist within the sanctum of his mind, all threads leading to the realm of English A1.
In this hallowed chamber of learning, where the luminary Samuel Lim wields knowledge like a sorcerer's wand, Rafael undergoes a transformation akin to the birth of a star. The wisdom that flows from the teacher's lips is a river that carves canyons of insight into Rafael's consciousness. Each drop of information is a constellation in the night sky of his understanding, and with each syllable, his mind ascends to an exalted realm of thought.
He is no longer confined to the mere bounds of his name, nor even the whimsical moniker of "rafrog." No, in this alchemical crucible of learning, Rafael metamorphoses into something more profound. He emerges not as a frog, but as the embodiment of precision and swiftness, the enigmatic entity known as HORSE_3903. Just as the caterpillar surrenders to the cocoon to emerge as a resplendent butterfly, Rafael sheds his old self to stride forth as a creature of boundless potential and grace, his intellect galloping across the plains of knowledge with unbridled fervor.
In this hallowed chamber of learning, where the luminary Samuel Lim wields knowledge like a sorcerer's wand, Rafael undergoes a transformation akin to the birth of a star. The wisdom that flows from the teacher's lips is a river that carves canyons of insight into Rafael's consciousness. Each drop of information is a constellation in the night sky of his understanding, and with each syllable, his mind ascends to an exalted realm of thought.
He is no longer confined to the mere bounds of his name, nor even the whimsical moniker of "rafrog." No, in this alchemical crucible of learning, Rafael metamorphoses into something more profound. He emerges not as a frog, but as the embodiment of precision and swiftness, the enigmatic entity known as HORSE_3903. Just as the caterpillar surrenders to the cocoon to emerge as a resplendent butterfly, Rafael sheds his old self to stride forth as a creature of boundless potential and grace, his intellect galloping across the plains of knowledge with unbridled fervor.
Rafael Chong Choon Hou
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