chede

when the head of ur dick is 99% of ur dick's weight

Hooker:drop ur pants
Dude: okay!
Hooker:omfg u have a fuckin chede!

by ohsnapepicpwnage June 14, 2009

man cheddar

Synonym for the word "penis". Often used humorously and in a sarcastic manner.

Kevin slapped his man cheddar around in an effort to arouse himself, but quickly realized that this was his ninth time masturbating in one day and went to go cry in his little corner at the pathetic life he lived as a chronic masturbater.

Bob's odd bulge that Tedd noticed in PE class turned out to be his ridiculously large man cheddar.

lolomfg u sed "man chedar" lol liek taht iz so moar funier tahn "penis"!1!!!nine-eleven!1!!!

by who iz Diseeze March 12, 2008

chedda

1. Cash, often procured through suspect means.

2. Cheese.

"I got the sickest vendetta, when it comes to the chedda" 50 cent.

by slammer September 21, 2006

Cheddar

Slang term for Marijuana near the Pennsylvania and Ohio border.

Somebody go buy the Cheddar for the party tonight.
Roll that Cheddar up.

by bigronniloc June 13, 2009

Cheddar Apple

A large cheesey bell-end

Valery wasn't going down on Peter till he washed his cock, she didn't like the taste of cheddar apples.

by Wall33 March 4, 2004

choe'd

In the financial sense, you can be choe'd by being pelted by requests for spare change, even though offending party has a knot of twentys stashed in his side pocket.

Any person who requests money even though you know they have money.

Liu Kang: Hey man, can you spare 40 cents?
normal human: Say what? I know you have money...
Liu Kang: Come on I dont want to break a dollar...can I hit that?
normal human: I dont even know what youre talking about anymore...I am being choe'd!

by vanasseldonk September 29, 2005

Sharp Cheddar

The act of huffing a fart to become aroused.

Brown sure did like that sharp cheddar his woman gave him last night.

by Sharp cheddar February 15, 2009