Cheeto Bag

When young, horny, impoverished males want to score but refuse to spring the money for a condom. Instead, they strap an empty cheeto bag on their dick with a rubber band as a form of contraception.

Can also refer to taking a heedless risk that is easily preventable by expending minimal effort, such as moving a settler outside your cultural boarders in Civilization without a military escort.

"Baby aren't you gonna use a condom?"

"Nah, I got this cheeto bag here... Can you hand me that rubber band though?"

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Alan: "Ok settlers done and I'm moving him over to that plains hill"

Carl: "Wait do you have a warior to escort it?"

Alan: "Nah... Ima cheeto bag this guy... Itll be fiiiiiinnnnnee."

Lion: "Roar"

Alan: "Damn it"

by Mansa Musa September 10, 2010

Cheetofinger

nasty sticky stuff on your fingers like cheetos.

I wanted to rub my eye but I had Cheetofinger.
I'd date that girl but I'm afraid I'll get Cheetofinger.

by Grizz1 February 3, 2010

Cheetah

cheeto

"xQc said "cheeto" instead of "cheetah"
"lol"

by fatyoshi24 November 20, 2020

Hot Cheeto

When a guy has sex with a girl whose on her period and isnt told. And when he pulls out his dick is bloody.

Did you hear Matt got a Hot Cheeto from Kelsey.

by Kejoko August 25, 2013

cheetahgirl

four girls that make their dreams come true

by Anonymous September 13, 2003

cheeto

a thin, short latino person. Fast-talking and hard workin'.

I've got some cheeto's in the trunk.

by Smartrep April 10, 2006

cheetos

Term for Trump supporters.

As in, "Did you see all the Cheetos at that Trump rally? All five of them?"

by Flying Thesaurus March 15, 2017