Keeper of the Cheese

A term that describes someone in a position of control or having posession of valuable assets.

Quoted in Ren & Stimpy: "I'm the Keeper of the Cheese, and you're the Lemon Merchant. And HE knows it, and that's why HE'S gonna KILL us! But don't worry little missy! I'll save you!"

I have the only LCD projector in the office. I AM the Keeper of the Cheese!

by ENO67 March 10, 2009

cup of cheese

when you fart in your hand then you open your had in front of some ones face.

adam just cup of cheesed him self for fun.

by steele88 April 8, 2006

swiss cheese

a person who is shot full of holes

that nigga got swiss cheesed up

by moosedogg March 11, 2004

poo cheese

wack, not good, stinky, foul, bad, ugly, not whats up!

Your post game is poo cheese.

by Jdab9999 December 29, 2011

Cheese boy

A guy who can afford cheese on his potatoes. A rich kid with "sauce"

Dang look at Adrien with them potatoes! He's a cheese boy

by Yunq Squash January 17, 2017

royale with cheese

The name for a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France. Popularized by Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta in the 1994 film Pulp Fiction.

- Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
- They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
- Hell no, they got the metric system. They don't know what the fuck a quarter pound is. They call it a royale with cheese.

by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005

pissed into your cheerios

When somebody is in a really bad mood, somebody might have urinated into his bowl of cereal earlier.

Person 1: *rant*
Person 2: Hey, who pissed into your cheerios this morning?

by elwood_j_blues August 1, 2006