by Blueduck577 November 30, 2003
Get the cheapass mug.When you smuggle in your own alcohol to a restaurant in order to get your date drunk without having to pay a lot. Tell her to order just a soda then add in the alcholol you smuggled in. Saves lots of money and the drinks kick in very quickly.
Waiter brings you a soda. Once the area is clear of all staff you pour in a generous amount of alcohol, proceed to get wasted off just one "coke" for $2 and are now you and your date are considered cheap bitches. Leave stumbling and see what happens next.
(make sure you hide your drink or put it on the opposite side of the table as the waiter. This will ensure that they dont take it and give you a "fresh" refill")
(make sure you hide your drink or put it on the opposite side of the table as the waiter. This will ensure that they dont take it and give you a "fresh" refill")
by when going broke goes right September 30, 2009
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if a male askes you if your down for cheap thrills he is basically asking you to fuck for free. if you're looking for a good man he is not the one bc he is only with the fuckery!!!
by weezy & tiffany =) January 26, 2009
Get the cheap thrill mug.Timmah is such a cheapass he wont spend the extra buck to go to coccoas. Now we have to eat fast food and die.
by Roug August 8, 2005
Get the cheapass mug.The San Antonio Spurs of the NBA.
No other team of players in any sport has been assembled in the history of mankind that approaches the cheapness factor of the San Antonio Spurs.
No other team of players in any sport has been assembled in the history of mankind that approaches the cheapness factor of the San Antonio Spurs.
Hey Ed, did you see the cheapest team in the world last night? They beat the New Orleans Hornets after getting 15 straight ref calls in their favor.
The cheapest team in the world consists of "grab your balls" Bruce Bowen, cheap shot Rob Horry, "little French fucker" Tony Parker - the shittiest rapper in the world, Tim "I should be punched in the face every time I hit one off glass" Duncan, Manu "I just flail my arms and foul every person with the ball on defense but never get called for it" Ginobli, and a bunch of other notable cheap bastards that should be all hit with bats for being so cheap.
The cheapest team in the world consists of "grab your balls" Bruce Bowen, cheap shot Rob Horry, "little French fucker" Tony Parker - the shittiest rapper in the world, Tim "I should be punched in the face every time I hit one off glass" Duncan, Manu "I just flail my arms and foul every person with the ball on defense but never get called for it" Ginobli, and a bunch of other notable cheap bastards that should be all hit with bats for being so cheap.
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