An expressed lack of desire, motivation or effort to perform an action which requires the consumption of energy; either mental, physical or spiritual energy.
by TomTitIsAShit November 30, 2022
Get the Ceeb mug.A dice game to hustle motherfuckers for money. A quick way to riches and power. Most players are chasing losses, OR, blowing winnings. Unless of course you are Dutch guy named Stu. Stu only wins.
Played using 3 dice that are rolled all at once against a competitor or against a dealer who is the “bank” for a circle of participants. SeeLow has a very simple scoring system so that all people can play without confusion or experience – even people with small hands.
Below are the rules to scoring based off the various combinations from rolling 3 dice:
1) Instant Win - rolling 3 of a kind or rolling 4-5-6
2) Instant Loss – rolling 1-2-3
3) Points System – points are score from rolling 1 pair + any other value with the unpaired die as the point value. If both sides roll the same score that is a tie.
4) Re-Roll – any combo that cannot score based on rules 1 thru 3
Alex: Hey Stu…wanna roll for $50s?
Stu: Sure... What’s the number to beat?
Alex: I rolled a six. You have to beat a six
Stu: Well, that’s a 4-5-6. Gas Pedal!
Alex: OK. Let's go again.
Played using 3 dice that are rolled all at once against a competitor or against a dealer who is the “bank” for a circle of participants. SeeLow has a very simple scoring system so that all people can play without confusion or experience – even people with small hands.
Below are the rules to scoring based off the various combinations from rolling 3 dice:
1) Instant Win - rolling 3 of a kind or rolling 4-5-6
2) Instant Loss – rolling 1-2-3
3) Points System – points are score from rolling 1 pair + any other value with the unpaired die as the point value. If both sides roll the same score that is a tie.
4) Re-Roll – any combo that cannot score based on rules 1 thru 3
Alex: Hey Stu…wanna roll for $50s?
Stu: Sure... What’s the number to beat?
Alex: I rolled a six. You have to beat a six
Stu: Well, that’s a 4-5-6. Gas Pedal!
Alex: OK. Let's go again.
Stu and Alex played Ceelo for days. Every time Stu needed to score more than 5 points he rolled triples or 4-5-6. Every time Alex needed to score more than 1 point he rolled 1-2-3. Stu gladly bought Alex's Burger King after he took his monthly paycheck.
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Get the ceesum mug.CEEB is a slang term that means "can't be bothered." It is used to indicate that someone is not motivated or lacks the interest or energy to do something. For example, if someone says "I CEEB to go to the party tonight," it means that they are not interested in going to the party and do not feel like making the effort to attend. The term is often used in casual conversation, especially among young people.
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