Caesar Non Supra Grammaticos

Used as an opprobrium to blatant malapropism, that is blindly defended through self delusion.

It derives from a Roman Emperors speech at the Council of Constance in 1414. The grammarians opposed his incorrect usage of a word.

Teacher: Who here has had a Epiphany?
Student: You mean 'an' epiphany?

Teacher: please, I am the teacher here.
Student: wow, Caesar non supra Grammaticos..

by Lynxed June 19, 2016

dome cakes

dom`kaeks oral sex

Jorge- "Yo homes you get any lovin' from Katalina ayer?"
Miguel- "Si bato I got some dome cakes."
Jorge- "Oy! Santa Maria!"

by Explain June 26, 2007

Noob oreo cakester

Pretty much the ultimate noob. Someone that does really noobish type things is a noob oreo cakester. And no one wants to be a noob oreo cakester because Oreo Cakesters are icky.

Dude, you are such a noob oreo cakester.

by RenwaEatsPandaWithFork May 26, 2010

erectile calestetics

See: Jerking off, walking the dog, flogging the dolphin, whackin' it, spankin' the monkey, wanking off, beatin' the meat, beat the pud, get your chili whacked, hand job, masturbate, lubing the shaft, choke the chicken, bash the bishop, slap the salami, stroke the trouser snake, doin' it with Palmala Handerson, Rosie Palms, grow some hair on your hands, lather the lolly, etc.

He went to practice his erectile calestetics.

by Geno March 24, 2003

Cakesism

The Art of Cakesism is not merely a theory. It is a way of life. To be cakesist, you must feel cakesist. It derives back to the days of Calzones and Mahonies. The brain of a mahoney, and the mass consumption of calzones sparked the ignition of the era of cakesism.
But theres more to it. Cakesism is a system of beliefs, morales, and virtues which have transcended and altered the 21st century as we know it. Cakesism paved the way for future concepts and theories, and will be forever remember with such other great theories such as; Jingoism, Marxism, Buhdism, Fascism, and of course Communism.

"Hello good Sir, do you like my new $68.96 Diesel Hat?"

"I Do not, now go and swallow a knife.... good day sir!"

Notice how the user of Cakesism prevails.

by M Will July 20, 2008

Carese

Funny, hot, amazing person.

Tom: It is so hot outside.
Jerry: Not as hot as Carese.
Bob: True story.

by rolliegay December 24, 2009

roffle cakes

A term widely used on the internet when expresses ones appreciation for a "joke" or "hillarious phrase"

It means, "Rolling On Floor Fucking Laughing Endlessly" T

The "cakes" is used to form the phrase into a cute food like item.

Tim: Tony, your mum is really fat, she's like clinally obese you gay piss

Tony: Fuck off shit legs
Carl: ROFFLE CAKES!

by Andy_Lythe September 29, 2005