Chemical castration

The act of getting a man incredibly drunk so he doesn't chase after that girl you like.

person a:hey man I need to get that guy over there really drunk so he can't chat up my girl.

person b:chemical castration great plan!

by pandagirl2853 January 2, 2012

castronova

a person who most likely has sea lion written on their wall, with spanish exclamation points

happy birthday sea lion girly castronova

by sea lion girly October 24, 2009

toilet castration

Where one guy makes another guy sit down on the toilet to piss like a woman and symbolically takes away his manhood.

"I better not catch you pissing standing up!".
and that is an example of toilet castration.

by Deep blue 2012 January 22, 2010

Smoked Castro

Directly after an unsuspecting woman has received a Donkey Punch, Dirty Sanchez, Angry Dragon, or Fish Hooks, she immediately grasps the male's member, bites it off, shoves it up his ass, pulls it out, smacks him in the face with it (mushroom stamp), and finally stuffs it into his mouth as if he were smoking a fine Cuban cigar.

That asshole Josh, gave me a Dirty Sanchez, so I retaliated with a Smoked Castro. He never saw it coming.

by C. Woodriver June 27, 2006

castro's revenge

Irritable Bowel issues caused by ingesting high-fructose corn syrup. HFCS used in many American products thanks to ban on import of Cuban sugar cane.

I was on the toilet all day with Castro's revenge.

by R. E. Saunders September 22, 2007

Casterpiss

a small male who cowers in the face of danger and violence but likes to inflict it but they're really soft.

god man your such a Casterpiss

by Ollie Forrest February 28, 2008

shadow caster

A pest, a nuisance, someone who follows you around constantly, but poses no danger like a stalker.

That guy is such a shadow caster. Every time I turn around, there he is...all up in my face.

by Anonymous June 20, 2003